Wow, this crack dream actually beat the kitten topic...

9 pages of nothing in my opinion. This thing is fruity, I don't see the joy in imagining going around acting drunk and doing stupid stuff....

this is concerderd spam on this topic if you dont like it than leave instead of potin why you dont like it

Lighten up.......Lighten up......Lighten up.....AH {beep}!!!
 

It isn't an excuse to top up our posts, it's an excuse to have fun and be dumb. Tee-hee.:D

*gets drunk with vodka*

Errrrrrm........If your looking for a cute girl try lonely hearts!!!! :D

*looks at a bear*
Hahahaa nice bear!!!!
*bear roars*
Scaryyyyyy!!!!
*runs and jumps into a cave pit*:o

Right on MunchOnThis! (can you please reply to my latest PM please:)) This is a place to have fun, And be dum!
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*Plants cucumber*
*waters cucumber*
*Cucumber growes big*
*Braks of cucumbers branch*
*Gives cucumber to MunchOnThis*
*Redoose the first for events*
*Eats cucumber...YUMMI!!!*

what do you get when you get a drunk man with a knife mad.........................................................................................MEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA:fuzvamp:

Jeebus you're scaryyyyyy.........*hides behind a cucumber........Don't kill me!!! :crying: :D

*covenet ship moves in on cuecumber that MON is hideing be hind*

Elite: shacoza molahi, barcak!

MON: Hun?

Elite#2: shizta gorlas balahod farlaom

*Grunt apears on deck*

Grunt: Ah! FRY THE BIG GREEN THING!!!


Elite: graba, toja mora gonno(witch is: well, you heard him)

Elite#: uko, OBACHO BA FEALTOP!(means: ok,BLOW IT UP!)


*ship charge's a big green bolt of light*

Elite: GOBA!

*ship shoots green thing at cuecumber blowing it to cuecumbery bits*

im after some one else HAHAHAHAHA :fuzvamp: were is Jason Voorhees?????

THEN FROM OUT OF THE BUSHS SEPTS A MAN 6,3 TO BE AZACTED HES HOLDEN A MECHET HES HERE TO GET MIKE SO HE STOKES HIS PRE BUT THE SMART KILLER THAT MIKE IS HE SEES HIM SO THEY FIGHT HOW WILL WILL IT BE JASON VOORHEES OR MICHEAL MAYERS AHHHHHHHHH :fuzmad: :( :fuzvamp:

Myers take a stabe Jason takes a stabe and it stays like that for 30 min, they finaly give up and split up, Myers goes to Hoddonfield and Jason goes to Christal Lake will they meet again?????? :fuzvamp:

Hi everyone! I have just wooken up. Even though i dodent know that I fell asleep.

LOOK! ITS A CUCUMBER FROM OUTOFSPACE!!!!
*giant cucember beems up MOT's cucumber and flyes away.*
*xinos gives a spaceship to MOT and she flys away after it*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *clenches fist* :crying:
You damn ****** cucumber from space!!!!
Gimme MAH CUCUMBER!!!!!! *gets a rocket launcher and shoots blowing up the cucumber from space*
*Grabbed her cucumber*:D

WHAT TO DO NOW PEEPS WHAT TO DO:fuzconf: :fuzsad: :fuzblink: :fuzzle:

any friends want to come with me to Hoddonfield???? we will have fun :fuzvamp:

IM COMEING MAN U CAN"T LEAVE ME BEHIND SO WIEN DO WE LEAVE :o

Dark Xions um....if u payed atention the covenent ship BLEW mots cumber up....so um.....its not their.

anyway....


*six Elites pull up rideing gosts*


Elite1: Shegaba gara, chuba felag tode otme( Human stop,we shall come with you)

Elite2: chesara botona ioewu lopacaor( Cary Plasma weapons Hunter)

Elite1: oiw, Shegaba lopacaor. jotu otme chesara botona ioewu?(yes, human hunter. do you cary plasma weapons?)

Mike: huh? what are you saying.

Elite3: *sigh* *wirtes down what he had just said in english*

Mike: oh you wana come, ok!

NooOOOOOOOOOooooooOooooooo!!!!!
MAH CUCUMBER!!!!!!
:fuzvamp: :fuzmad: :o :fuzvamp: :fuzmad: :o
THAT DOES IT!!!!
*summons the mental patients*
ATTACK,ATTACK!!!!! CHARGE YA ******!!!!
:D :D

most of them! BTW. If i want a giant cucumber ship to pop out of noware i can!

Poor cucumber..... :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

*buries the remains of the cucumber*
R.I,P Cucumber. :crying:
Rev: We are gathered here today........
*Lulu punches him*
Service is over, may MAH CUCUMBER REST IN PEACE!!!!!!! :crying:
*everyone looks at me as if I'm insane*
Man: LOCK HER UP!!!!! :mad:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*gets chucked into a van*:D

I think you guys have broken a record for the largest topic ever on Oddworld forums. Congrats!:) :fuzgrin: :D :fuzwink: :fuzcool:

Alwas look on the bright side of life MOT.

Im so proud!

O YEAH O YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

:crying: MAH CUCUMBER!!!!!! *runs off *
Yay!!! Now I got a new pet............
MAH ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :devil:
*shoots everywhere*
EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! :lol:

drives away from every one to get a big knife at his house HAHAHAHAHAHA:fuzvamp:

Oh Oh Oh, can I come???? I want a big knife too!!!!
*puts on a strait jacket and hops after Myers' car*:D

stops car, lets her in and starts drivin down a dark street, starts goin very fast :fuzvamp:

Oh Oh Oh, I like fast scary cars!!! WoOt!!!!
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! *drinks vodka*
*puts music on* Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
*sings along*:D

It's me Purtregon.......and I'm in.....China!The chinese food here is great!and.I'm havin' a great time!.....But i'm comin' to get ya!:devil: :rant: :flames: :fuzvamp: *looks at rocket Launcher and takes it away from MOT....MUAHAHAAAAAAA!*Holds the launcher backwards and fires,he blows up*Holy cucumbers!I'm dead!:dead: *sligface's body rises from purtregon's body*Muahaaaaaa!:fuzvamp: :flames: :rant: :devil: *Goes on airplane and lands on Hoddonfield*A gun is better than a knife Myers!MUAHAAAAAAA!

THEN WILLE THERE IN THE CAR JASON VOORHEES STEPS OUT IN FRONT OF THE CAR ,MYERS SLAMES ON THE BRAKE JASON PUTS A MACHETE IN TO THE HOOD AND STEARS AT MYERS WITH A LOOK OF EVIL:fuzmad: