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Nate 04-24-2011 07:04 PM

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Anybody else had the misfourtune of having their penis named?

Other than 'Little Nathan', no. Dare I ask what name yours was given and by whom?

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No but she can make it look like it's singing while she has my balls in her mouth. It's quite the stunt.

She ventriloquises with your balls in her mouth? That's quite a skill.

Alcar 04-25-2011 01:25 AM

No names, but I've been pleasantly surprised by some of the comments I've received. In so far that all comments generally revolve around "It's really nice" or "It's one of the best looking".

While I really like my penis, I can't see why I'd get such comments unless they've become accustomed to deformities, as it's nothing out of the ordinary.

Alcar...

JennyGenesis 04-25-2011 02:50 AM

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Other than 'Little Nathan', no. Dare I ask what name yours was given and by whom?

Little Nathan? I woulden't be happy if mine was named little anything.

Mine was called Jake. As named by my latest ex. His 2 friends were also named jack and josh.............it felt rather embarassing.......

I want to name my boyfriends penis Dodge or Turkey but he isnt keen on either of those names. Though he said he prefers Dodge because it makes it sound bigger.

Nate 04-25-2011 03:27 AM

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Little Nathan? I woulden't be happy if mine was named little anything.

Yeah, I know. That's what I would normally say. But then he'd follow it up with all sorts of nice complements, so I'd let it slide.

Fuzzle Guy 04-25-2011 04:16 AM

My last girlfriend named my penis Gary Barlow... :fuzzle:

Strike Witch 04-25-2011 04:23 AM

If I had a dick it would be known as Gomu Gomu no Gatling.

Fuzzle Guy 04-25-2011 04:34 AM

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My last girlfriend named my penis Gary Barlow... :fuzzle:

It's safe to click. It doesn't link you to a picture or anything.

hedjeroo 04-25-2011 08:00 AM

Fuzzle Guy, that worries me. My mother used to have a thing for Gary Barlow.

She likes Howard nowadays.

Fuzzle Guy 04-25-2011 09:53 AM

It worried me more. Gary's my Dads name. :(

Mac Sirloin 04-25-2011 10:07 AM

Simon's Spatula

that is all

gishygleb 04-25-2011 10:26 AM

NO NAME

Dixanadu 04-25-2011 10:29 AM

fishyfleb

JennyGenesis 04-25-2011 10:55 AM

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NO NAME

Can I name it for you?

Dixanadu 04-25-2011 10:59 AM

It's called fishyfleb.

I said.

STM 04-25-2011 11:02 AM

You can name mine, it's nameless.

Wings of Fire 04-25-2011 11:05 AM

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You can name mine, it's nameless.

McGregor. I already named it.

STM 04-25-2011 11:17 AM

Damn you if that sticks! I wanted Carlo Spicyweiner.

Wings of Fire 04-25-2011 11:30 AM

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Damn you if that sticks! I wanted Carlo Spicyweiner.

Trying too hard. McGregor has a nice ring to it, the girls will be impressed.

CrissCross 04-25-2011 11:58 AM

Biggie =P

MA 04-25-2011 12:25 PM

Rotting Abomination.

Dixanadu 04-25-2011 12:54 PM

MA, you don't have a penis.

You have a vagina that resembles the gates of Mordor.

Emesdee 04-25-2011 06:11 PM

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Yes we gays have lots of butt sex because as far as I'm aware there's no other way for us to have sexual intercourse unless you know a way?

There's more to sex then just penetration and all.

T-nex 04-25-2011 10:35 PM

I'm pretty sure he knows.

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sexual intercourse

noun


: heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : coitus



: intercourse (as anal or oral intercourse) that does not involve penetration of the vagina by the penis


JennyGenesis 04-26-2011 05:50 AM

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There's more to sex then just penetration and all.

But I was just referring to intercourse. You know. Putting something into something.

Wings of Fire 04-26-2011 06:12 AM

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But I was just referring to intercourse. You know. Putting something into something.

You mean like a penis into a mouth?

Alcar 04-26-2011 10:44 AM

Wait. Some people don't enjoy foreplay?

I bet they don't like being tickled either.

Alcar...

JennyGenesis 04-26-2011 11:26 AM

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You mean like a penis into a mouth?

Facefucking :)

Mac Sirloin 04-26-2011 12:07 PM

Geyser Shitdick

That is all.

Dixanadu 04-26-2011 01:24 PM

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I bet they don't like being tickled either.

Definitely not.

MeechMunchie 04-26-2011 02:23 PM

I give my penis onomatapeic names like 'Phthlump' or 'Phwuch'. Or 'Thwlap'. You get the idea.