Granted, but you choke on the overly soggy noodles
I wish I had a friend whom was a slig. |
Granted, but his visor fails and sees you as an enemy to the Magog Cartel, and shoots out your BRAINZ!
I wish for a fish. |
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IT'S A GIANT PIRHANA! RETREAT111!!!! I wish I could magically teleport to Splat's house... |
Granted! You end up arriving in his shower. While he's in it.
I wish I had some ramen noodles. I'm hungry. |
You don't get any and starve to death
I wish for a preist to come and cleanse my house of the ghost that haunts it. |
Granted, although you are the ghost.
I wish I had moar butterzorzzzzzzzz!!!111111oneone...for my toast. It keeps running out! |
You are buried in butter and suffocate.
I wish I wasn't so left-brained. (I think I got an injury in my right side of my head when I was young, but I can't remember anything like that.) :
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You are now neither brained. I wish my friend on DA would answer my RP comments....Darn you Stranger's girl....I'm still waiting....Always.... |
Yes shee does and it ruins your life and you die a slow and painful death involving a horses head and a concreate overcoat
I wish I didn't have to watch the Godfather tomorrow |
Granted. You must watch reality TV.
I wish that I wasn't shivering like a seisure because it's so cold here. |
If you want to be married to a pedophilic old man, go and join Islam. It was founded by one!
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I wish Marvak would post in W@RF....Now.... EDIT: I just accidently made a link....What the?.... |
@ Zozo: Okay :p
The post turns out to be small and disappointing. I wish that I could listen to this forever and ever. |
You go crazy from being happy about listening to it but suffer lack of sleep and die a mad person.
I wish I could fly! Wheee! ....Answer W@RF again Marclar....Mwahahaha... |
wish granted! you fly all over the place but are mistaken for a male by alcar.
I wish runescape would die |
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:)Runescape ressurects, and is now bigger than evah11!! I wish none of the mods shoot me for adding to the pointless violence in W@RF....Srsly. |
Evry mod shoots at you for adding pointless violence and they all do it 100 times
I wish Munch's oddysee was on playstation |
granted, but instead, its Playstation THREE
I wish I knew the mystery of what was the green thing on the scrab cake was made from out of a scrab. x.x (because we get confusions on the Oddworld Flavor thread) |
Ha just so you know I have playstation 3 so take that sucker
The only documents containing the ingredeants for scrab cakes are destroid I wish I was psycic |
You go nuts from having poltergeists talk to you all the time.
I wish I could shoot everyone in W@RF and not just my own characters! WHooO! |
you lose your mind and kill your self
I wish i could trust some one |
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You can only trust one....And that one is...Yourself.... I wish I knew what the lady marmalade song stuck in my ears was singing about. |
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Granted, but the truth is so horrible and terrifying that you... uh... lose your mind and kill yourself. (lawl lack of originality) I wish people would stop bashing Venks about the violence thing, he dun deserve it. |
they stop and he kills the world
I wish it was summer all the time..... haha beat that |
We all die of heat stroke.
I wish I had all the episodes of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" on DVD. |
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You get a bad secret lost episode, with NC-17 coprophillia. You are now emotionally scarred for life. I wish OANST wasn't eebill. |
He becomes all nice and lovey-dovey for the next week, and gives everyone hugs and kisses and free cookies and never pokes fun at anyone. However, as soon as that week is up, he returns to his normal self and seeks revenge for making him so disgustingly and embarrasingly out-of-character.
I wish Patrick Vykkers will like my picture of Arrack. |
Patrick Vykkers spits on your picture.
I wish I had a trench coat. |
You order one of the internet but get a straightjackit insted
I wish I was a werewolf. |