and also his

vital organs that

keep him alive

Were melted beyond

repair so it

was necessary to

throw the pieces

into the sea

where the fish

ate them as

they threw up

all over the

pretty coral reef

that blinded the

evil crap monster

OT: Ew...

which ate crap...

and was made

very fiendishly happy

once he saw

the great party

had finally ended.

So then he

called George Bush

and begged him

to stop saying

"Nuke the reef"

otherwise he'd go

and rape the

mayor of his

little big town

OT: :p I had to put that.