Hmmm.... What pisses me off? Noobs, I hate em so much!!

It would be quite a suprise if George Bush was a member of OWF...

Let's see... Being rushed is on the list here too. I'm working slowly, but I finish sooner or later.

And people who think that they are superior to others.

What - even people who actually ARE superior to others? Like myself, for instance (first superior person who popped into my head). That seems a bit harsh...

You? You think you're superior? Why, it is most obvious who's the superior around here, and that's me! Yay! :cheer: give me an E! Give me a '! Give me a L! :cheer:*rest of it deleted because the rest of the name would point out how superior i am to all of you and lower your self esteem. Wait a minute...*

Well, since you put it like that.

Humans really get on my nerves. Woops I said too much.

There's this really really creepy guy walking around in my house. works at the same place as my mother. He looks so freakishly skinny and has the most ****ed up facial hair I'ver ever seen, and he has a lisp. UGH!

EDIT: Who says we should sticky this? I think it's a great place to relive some real life steam that you otherwise can't relieve in real life. Plus it has twelve pages.

People who seem not tp care if they talk to me or not. Imagine not talking to a loved one for several days [which to me severely takes the piss], no texts [even though you know they have credit and you have none] and when they come back the don't give a tiny rats ass about your blatantly hurt feelings.

That, ladies and gentlemen, pisses me off. Alot.

- Rexy

Dying people. They're all "owwww, why'd you stick that knife in me?". And "Why are you strangling me?". At least I think that's what they're trying to say through the gurgling.

Learn from my mistakes guys, I think I touched a nerve. ^_^;;

Yes you bloody well did. :p

- Rexy

Maybe stupitist but it's a thing that can't be controled, or removed so it's not belong to this list:
1. Tight Shirts
2. Hip Hop music
3. Football
4. Stupid comercials on TV
5. Discrimination
6. hooligans
7. torturing(you know what I mean) animals
8. people who think that have good, but they have bad sence for humor
Wait... I feel better afther this. This is great thread and it should be sticky...

Football? Do you mean American or Soccer? Cuz NFL football is the shizzou, I love it. Tight shirts? No way! Those rule. Hip Hop music? I bet you never listened to a genuine hip hop band in your life, its more than whats on the radio. I agree with the commercials one, though.

I agree with Statikk completely.

Soccer. I never played american before.
About hip hop, you are right. I never listen it, but I do not like that kind of music. I like more rock (alternative), probably reggae and stuff like that...
You like tight shirts and\or pants (wich i wold like to add to my list)???
PS is "shizzou" good or bad

It's both, wrapped up in filthy rags.

"The Shit"
The best. Originated as a term to describe high quality drug substances. IE, "this is good shit."
Evolved to common usage for any item of high quality. However, in typical usage, the article "the" is required to denote superiority. Without the word "the" prefacing the word "shit," a different, usually negative, meaning applies.
This joint is the shit./This is potent marijuana.
His new car is the shit./His car is excellent.
This joint is shit./This is poor quality marijuana.
His new car is shit./His new car is not desirable.
Shizzou is similar to the phrasing "the shit", except that shizzou is almost always used positively. See also, shiznit/shiznite, shizzle, sheeyit.
Onions. Onions suck it big. Most worthless vegetable ever.

I love onions.

Another thing that I hate is Rock and Pop music. All it is is stupid words strung together and repeated. Opera is way better.

from what dictionary have you copy that
Onions.Agree

It was more likely the Uncyclopedia than a dictionary.

Your mum pisses me off.

Go damn vindictive people, who use, lie and maipulate their so called best-friends piss me off too.

But being to scared to tell someone that you think that they're vindictive and that they use, lie and manipulate people, pisses me off too.

- Rexy

Saying something as controversial as that is very explosive. Learned on my own experience. And Pavarotti is stuck in my head only because my dad has it on his car stereo.

Seconded.

Technology. I've probably said that before in here, but technology definitely pisses me off.

1.Ignorance- I dont care if they haven't learned they are so damn annoying" What that do?, What this Do?" I want to kill them all!!!
2.Star Trek- WTF that guy put yellow powder in a tube and shot out a missle.(true)
3.Ugly People- They should all be killed so we dont have to look at them.
That is all I can think of right now.

A bit of a vent
 

Emos, fan girls, people who get embarrassed for no rational reason, stupid people, people who use 'life isn't fair' as an excuse to screw you, bigots, marijuana apologists, Israel haters, people who think Islam is a race (WTF?), fundies, and Free Republic members. Though I guess that last one falls under bigots.

Don't let Abe Babe hear about that fan girl thing. :p

At the moment, I'm annoyed at all the people on my college's forum who seem only seem to have partying/alcohol/drugs/whatever on their brains. Right.. so you chose a college that's over $35,000 and all you care about is the amount of partying there. Nice priorities.

The definition is from Urban Dictionary, the last few lines being some clear ups and elaborations that the original didn't do. Shit, I thought I cited it.
Free Republic hater? Awesome. Check out Little Green Footballs for even more insanity.
I hate shaving. Since my facial hair grows thick and dark but VERY slow I could...
Shave once a week(I HATE SHAVING!!!)
Let it grow out(Will take over a month, I'll look like a caveman in the meantime)
Or slack and do it byweekly. So far I've been doing the last one.

That reminds me of a kid I know who has that exact same mentality, but with the added bonus of not only being a douchebag in general, but determining how cool a person is based on the amount of drugs they do. Mmmmm, he's a charmer.

LGF and Free Republikkk
 

Aw, I like LGF. Sure, there are some racist assholes there, but they make great points about Islam and Israel.
EDIT: Primarily, the reason I hate Freepers is that 1. They would probably be willing to do to Bush what Monica Lewinsky did to Clinton... all at the same time.

2. They are homophobic, and share a vile, Fred Phelps like hatred for anybody disagreeing from the "Christian" KKKonservative point of view. An example "Arresting homosexuals is good for society and the nation. It should be done whenever these people flaunt their lifestyles in public. Its for the children." from http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr...ts?q=1&&page=1. Is anybody else reminded of Helen Lovejoy here?

3. They rightly complain about Democratic Underground censoring opposing POV's, but then do the exact same thing and say it's because their a private website. Isn't DU also one? Hypocrites.