hehe mine is just cleaned last week

Hey I have an idea, lets all talk about cleaning keyboards!

or what about the 5 best ways to be sarcastic!
omg that would be so cool O.o

:lol: I love you guys!

No. It wouldn't.

Oddguy, please contain your love, as indecent love exposure may result in permanent banning. ;)

thanks for making me feel welcome death very much obliged ..

more sarcasm... how... witty...

I have a feeling that when a mod sees this, he's going lose bowel control. How dare we have fun and go very off-topic?

-oddguy

By George he's right! I know! If we carefully place dry, uncrumpled leaves over our tracks, the mods will never known we've been here!

me
 

well i have a photo (goin on to topic)that just sounds even worse... i give up cya

Kellie, if you were expecting to be instantly accepted, then you've come to the wrong place. We will be nice to you, but you should at least put up with being the butt of a few noob jokes.

So far I've been light hearted in my humour with you. As most of the regulars here will tell you, I can be a lot darker and a LOT more harsh if I want to.

You can take it however you want, but you WERE being silly and my response WAS held back and muted since you are still new. I don't wish to sound opinionated (oddguy), but it would be the smart choice to take the jokes the way they were intended - light heartedly.

You're never going to let that one go, eh?

odd + guy = oddguy!

Yeah.

Uh.

I kinda figured that one out when I met you. :|

Oh...crap. Here comes DI!

*ducks*

-oddguy

EDIT: Whooo! He ended up not posting anything. Let's get back on topic. :fuzsmile:

Well Heeeellllooooo! "How you do-in?"

Death! You look like a guy I used to date when my hair was purple and my pants long wide and be-chained!!!

The memories! Very hazy ones... (good NorthernLights that year!) but still very nice ones!

Sorry about the tardiness of response! Just stumbled across this thread!

EDIT: Oh and guys! Leave Kellie alone will ya! Isn't there a thread bemoaning the lack of females round here? There's your answer you guys bitch them off the board and when there's only us weird, head strong f**kwits left... complain about it!!!!! :rolleyes:

thank you :D

You're welcome! These guys act like they're the bee's knees... when in reality... they're like bee's balls... small round and stripey?.. NO! Absolutely insignificant if in existance at all!!!!!!

'Absolutely insignificant if in existance at all!!!!!!'

I'd like to exclude myself from that. I am amazingly significant. For i am the reason why numerous people decided to cut themselves...

I guess everyone has got to have a purpose even if it is to fill space.

You said we guys drive you girls off. It's the attitudes like the one you have that makes us drive them off!

I don't mean to be like the annoying child in kindergarten that whenever the teacher mentiones an annonymous group of youngsters misbehaving, he goes, "I didn't do it"......but I try to be as nice as possible to most noobs.

-oddguy

I was only having a little joke with Kelz and she took it the wrong way - I'm not the sort of person that makes a sudden change when there is some new guy around. I'm my same old flippant self. :D

Hey SS!

There's this thing you know... its not unique... most people have one... but maybe not you!

I like to call it a "sense of humour!!!" You may know it by a different name if you have one at all mate!

Sheesh! Chill SS! If you think about it its your attitude that drives people away from here!

And hey!... Death mate! You are fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Whooo-hoooo! Yeah! Bring it on Baby! Whooo! Yeh! Oh Yeh!...

sorry I'll stop now! :fuzwink:

LOL

You know I get that all the time? Hehe I'm such a bitch. :D

You know I can relate... its a bind... youre walking down the street minding your own and suddenly some guy jumps out at ya and tries to get it on.... claiming "You iz ta most beeeautiful lady I have ever seen... marry me... "

DEATH!!!!! Now I know why you're familiar!!!!! :p :D

i have a new haircut!!
it looks better than i thought...
i just need batteries for my camera...

.:VaniLLaKiLLah:.

I dunno quite how to interpret this but, if I am right here I think what you're saying is that I remind you of a pervert that launched himself at you while you were walking down the street.

I really hope the pervert was attractive. :p

Oh he was!

Youthful in his appearance for his advancing years but sadly had patchy, growing in side burns and goatee!!!! :D

Shutup and start posting photos again

Oooooh! Tetchy!

Besides... On a safety issue I don't believe it would be wise to do so... especially if you've also posted your exact location down to the village/town/city on the other "where do you live" thread happily coinsiding with this one at the moment!

A paedo/sick f**k/stalkers dream come true!

It wouldn't take a psycho long to track you down by checking out all the schools/colleges/unis in that area!!

THINK PEOPLE!!!!!

Just a few thoughts....

I'm surprised the "mods" didn't cotton onto that one! Maybe its time for a reshuffle in here!... FOR SAFETY'S SAKE!

Stop spamming up this thread. For the love of God.

And so I don't have to bother filing a warning.

Think about it Hobo!!!!!!!!

I'm right...

Anyhoo...

I don't have a photo digital or otherwise or at best even a scanner to hand... Nor do I think posting your pic on the web to be safe...

So here's a description of ickle me...

I'm 5ft3, Mid length mid blond hair (getting lighter if the sun stays as it is now!) Hazel/green eyes (not crossed!) And if youre an Eastender's fan and if you can cast your mind back.. like ages... I apparently look like the girl who played Phil's Irish Nanny... only thinner!!

I dress pretty fashionably now... Ted Baker, FullCircle, TopShop, Oasis etc etc but used to be a skater chick not so long ago... all baggy pants and teeny tiny black bra top!... I still wear too much black today though! Oh... and I have a thing for sexy unusual shoes... 40 pairs... mine are red and stilleto today!

hobo, stop being so fucking unprofessional, come on, you know better than this.

She isn't breaking any rules. This is just harmless thread evolution. Gauranteed that the thread will resume its original course when somebody posts a photo.

In fact:











From top to bottom, the back of my head, my cat, a dreadnaught I painted, a side view of the dreadnaught, a sentinel I painted.

I'm not being unprofessional. I'm doing my job. Getting the bloody thread back ontopic.

Come on hobo. You know that isn't what I am talking about. ;)

Anyway, my pics are up there guys, let's chat about them...

Good Lord Death... Is that a tra... tra... tracksuit pant!?!?!

OH NO! Death's a...a..a.. to think I was starting to really a CHARVER!!!....

:D

Erm. I like your windows XP colour scheme. Matches mine *thumbs up*

Tracksuit pant? No. They're berny's skater jeans. :)

http://www.bernys.co.uk/classic.htm

That's linux kernel redhat distribution...

But the blue silver colours do make it look a bit like XP...

Bah. Fine then. Prove me wrong again. *runs off and cries*