A: Yes. I stay up all night thinking about it.
Q: What keeps you up all night? |
A: That scare-crow who hangs outside my window, watching me, waiting for me to fall asleep...
Q: What do you dream about when you sleep? |
A. WOMEN!
Q. Who do I dream about? |
A: Olga, the amazing women body building champion!:eek:
Q: What does Olga dream about? |
A. Cows, weights, and body building men.
Q. What's up with sleeping, do we really need it? |
you dont.
who do i hate(btw its ot grikg) |
A: It's not Grikg, so it must be Grig!
Q: Who has the slowest internet connection? |
you do, also a slow workin brain, i said i didnt hate grog
why his brain is stuk |
A: It ain't stuck, it just freezes when I try to comprehend your intelligence quota
Q: If I had a bag full of oranges and apples, how many apples would I have to pull out before I had a pear? |
nothoing cuase threre is only an half-rotten-banana left in your bag.
how does an monkey sandwich tastes |
That's right, all the other fruit had rotted away before you could get the right answer :D
A: It tastes with it's monkey sandwich tongue Q: Do they have meat pies in America? |
A: Actually, I believe you meant, "Do they have America in meat pies?"
Q: How many whining children does it take to make a monkey look for a girlfriend with bad personality and even worse meatloaf? |
A. 17
Q. why does my girlfriend insist on sitting and watching me while I'm on the computer? p.s. it's annoying |
A: Because she's interested in what you're doing at tme moment.
Q: If a mime falls dead in a forest, does it make a sound? |
A: Out of respect for the mime's wishes, the ground doesn't even make a thud.
Q: What kind of soda do you think the MO drink would be? -oddguy:fuzcool: |
A: Cream soda?
Q: Who likes ginger beer? |
A: I like the spicy jamacian kind!:D
Q: Who likes beer of the root? |
A: Depends on the root. An oak-root, a maple-root, a root directory...
Q: Why do you get sick of a sandwich with tuna, syrup, catchup, vinegar, shaving cream and olives??? |
A: Cus' it makes me sick in the first place!
Q: What is the name of the strange man who says, "Can you hear me now.......Good!"???? |
A. Bob the dancing yiddish clown.
Q. Why is my hero Videl Castiro? |
A: I wouldn't qualify that guy as a hero.:fuzwink:
Q: Who's scared of clowns? |
A: Clownophobics
Q: What's the best tanning lotion to use, and why? |
A: shin chan lotion
Q: why xbox or playstatoin |
A: Look between the eggs and mayonnaise dear--you'll find all of your answers there, trust me, I know...
Q: Why is it that I see vacuum cleaners in the roof every time I have a fever? |
Because the Vacuum cleaners are on the ground, that eat you and go round and round hehe. :lol: lalalalalala
Q: Are you a Mocker or a rocker? |
im a bigbro bud:fuzcool:
what am i (tip look above) |
A: I got it I got it I got it, a cookie on Steroids!
Q: Am I an onion? |
A: No, but you resemble a Leek in a certain way...
Q: Will we ever set foot on Jupiter??? |
yes because killer bunnys are forcing us
wil bunniys ever take over the world |
Prolly not, because we'll all get cancer from your spelling before they do.
Why is it I spontainisly combust... |
A. Because I hate you and force it to happen
Q. Why do I hate him? hint(cause he smells like urinal cakes)hint |
:
Q: Whaddya eatin? |
A: At least I have something to eat!
Q:Who's the forum weirdo? |
Q: Me!:D And proud of it baby!
A: Who's the forum loozer? |
A: That must be me! Hurray! *dances*
Q:S'cuse me, but what was it again? |
don't ask me ask AbeBabe:D
wy did i do that??? |
A: Cuz you like to do the Big Bro Boogie (Starts dancing the BBB)
B: Why is the sky pink? |
A. 'cause then it will be sunny the nest day!
Q. why didnt i know that technically NOA&L had a space open for mods? (i'm so ticked off i didnt know!) |
A. uhhh... Sugary pete machine.
Q. uhhh... Sugary pete machine? |
A: I'm confused.:fuzconf:
Q: Why am I confused? |