...first and every barber he saw in the pub. So when the town of Wakkawakka doodoo yeah was out of barbers, they hired JTCC #84 to be the har cutter in the town of wakkawakka Doodoo yeah. So when ever JTCC cut people's hair, he would...
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.....not use scisors and instead use a chainsaw! Well, John was clumsy with his chainsaw and accidently...
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...killed everyone in the barber shop and himself! He cut himself and the rest of the people into tiny bits, so a dog food company bought all of the little bits of "MEAT" and put it into their dog food. And JTCC #83 happened to work for that exact dog food company! Small world huh? Anyway, one day on the job...
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.....John accidently fell into the....
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Necrum Burial Ground, in which also this thread should be placed.
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...No, John The Cow didn't fall into the Necrum Burial Grounds. He was sucked into a portal halfway and got transported to another world. Looks like Joshy was wrong! In this new world JTC discovered that it was inhabited by hoardes of...
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.....savages that ate their own....
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...ears! And soon everyones ears were eaten, so they died of starvation soon after. So John was the only thing on this alternate demention planet thing until...
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John died from being mortified and clone and eaten to much so there is now nothing left in the universe exept for...
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...the little pieces of ears that the evil savages ate. So those pieces formed together to make a new planet, but that doesn't matter. Anyway, John the Clone Cow #83 was shooting flying pigs one day, when something happened that changed his life! He.....
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......was visited by an FBI agent that told him he had to go to the center of the earth or else....
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...all misqitos in the world would die! John had to save them, it was his duty! So he went to the center of the earth and...
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.....brought an ice pack so he wouldn't get to hot, but.....
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...he did anyways. Now you may be wondering where all these new John the cows are coming from seeing as the fly had wiped out all the clones but it seems that John got the last laugh after all. He had secretly turned the fly into a cloning station before his death. Now it is very hard work for a male fly to give birth but it was even harder to continually give birth to cow clones which he hated. His bloated body now lies on the floor stewing in...
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.....vomit mixed with.....
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...leftover placentas from all those cloned cows. Could this be the end of The Fly? No! Fly's eyes started to shudder, and he slowly started to regain some strength. Nex thing you know, The Fly is heading straight for...
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...the ocean. He was going to the ocean to die! Poor evil fly! :crying: OH well. You may think that there aren't any more John the Cows on the enitre earth but luckily the stupid and now dead fly must have missed them when he was killing the rest. Anyway, the Cloned cows were down to the number 82. So JTCC #82 decided that he wanted to be a florist, so he...
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can pick daisys and play and sing happy songs like lalalalalalalalalala and have a lolly. But this never happen Something dark and sinister came to the presance of JTCC #82.
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a blue meanie and his nasty sister patsy tried to rob lovely Rita the meter maid. John, being enraged by this.....
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...killed everyone he knew in celebration, including himself! So JTCC #81 decided to...
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....be a used car salesman and got a job selling cars, but apparently the manager of the dealership was a drugdealer as well and got John involved with....
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...smuggling drugs into foreign countries by hiding them inside of his excessively large...
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......bellybutton. John did so well in drug smugling, he got promoted to....
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....pimp. He changed his name to pimpy the pimpingest cow and started wearing lots of bling. He made so much money off his hoes that....
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......he decided to start his own exoctic film company, called...
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... Porn stars R Us who would specialize in ...
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...the delivery of John The Pimp Cow's very own manure. Obviously hot on the market, he had to start his own crime racket. This involved...
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.....drinking lots of alcohol and....
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....long hours of trying on fur coats. Suddenly a drug war arose...
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.....and John had an unhappy customer who wanted John to....
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...kiss his...
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Toe which is infected with...
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...The Fly's evil fungus!!!! Such a small thing could not have started a war all by itself. There was a second person...
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...who was upset with John and wanted his toe kissed too! Then, out of nowhere, millions of unhappy customers had an obsession with John kissing their toes. So John decided to....
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...not kiss their toes, cus'they were all fungusy! So he said that he wouldn't kiss the toes, so they ripped him to pieces and ate him raw! Anyway, JTCC #80...
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.....decided to make a software company with computers that never....
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...die, they just keep going and going just like...
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...Bobaloo(or so i've heard). SO those computers were so smart that they decided to take over the world by...
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