Don't make me post it again! Small is not something I've been accused of before! I prefer my compliments in the form of "ow" and "not so deep."
Maybe you didn't realize that was flaccid. |
and "get off me i'm phoning the police"
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MA gets it.
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I'm just being mean, it looks like it'd probably be a bit above average.
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And the wonderful thing about being mod is that I can have the last word, even when doing so makes me a hypocrite. No more OANST penis discussion. |
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FUCK YOU OWF my eyes look dead because it was morning and the light burns. 'morning' should be context enough. i also instantly regret this |
Wo shit, you have ruined your elusiveness.
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i know! MI5 will be kicking the door down in approximately twelve hours.
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That's a monobrow until proven otherwise.
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It looks like your ring is made from white chocolate.
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it's from a Kinder Surprise.
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You have a head proportional to your face! Also you don't have a big face.
Happy Nate is happy. |
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I demand this thread's title be changed to What Are You Trying to Sell?
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Hi, I'm Tom and if you have a few minutes, I'd like to talk to you about AIA under twenty life insurance...
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I thought he was either modelling the beer or the couch.
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No, it's obviously a car ad.
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It looks more like insurance or super.
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It's the website banner from Christian Youth Radio.
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With a beer in his hand?!
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So classy Phylum.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...87715922_n.jpg Me and my |
Let's face it
I'm not going to be the only person who scanned it as 'Dad's boyfriend'. |
Dang, that sure is a good picture of you and your dad's boyfriend.
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I didn't scan it as "Dad's boyfriend". But I did start counting under my breath until the first person mistook Jordan's boyfriend as his dad, again. I wasn't expecting it to happen that quickly, though.
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Without trying to sound rude Jordan, what is the age difference between you two?
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That'll be 10 years.
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He had you when he was 10?!
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Look, guys I just think it's so mean that you keep going on about this, I mean, what cunt even came up with that?
Geez What a cunt Also adorable, Jordan. |
Scrabtrapman. Way too homophobic.
Jordan, ooh, so cute → That boy is a bottom. ← I have to disappoint you at my facial protest. Look at my ill, abused, young body derping at my uncle's villa. MOD EDIT: Nuooo... Whoops, that was huge. |
During christmas time, I decided to go visit a friend who lives about 200 miles from me, so whilst I stopped at a service station for a break, I decided to join in on the selfie generation
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That's more Gishygleb than I ever wanted to see.
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I feel violated
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Shit. You have noticed it.
JGenesis, remove that beard! You need a moustache instead. This shall bring you back to fabulousity. |
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There is a prize if you do
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Urgh. That first picture you posted was toeing the line, Gishy. The one you replaced it with was a hop-skip-and-a-jump over it.
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What did he replace it with?
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That is the same.
Ok, pay some attention to JGenesis, that is unfair. http://s13.postimg.org/d41g6do9j/201...165920_1_1.jpg That is my reaction. I am so fabulous! |
