Is your dick that small that it can fit into a disc drive?

More like "dick drive", BAHAHAH.

Yeah, well yours fits in tortellini.

AIN will surely be offended by that accusation, Sekto.

Fucking racist.

You're upset because you can't read it and don't know how to zoom or copy+paste. Admit it.

I'm upset because you have two bars of rep.

BITCHATTACK

ITS ME! I'M REPPING HIM!
HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS GLUKKONLULU ALL OVER AGAIN!

no, i do find his humour genuinely amusing. he's my 'noob', you get all the others, WoF. you and Pilot.

Мятежник!

И меня есть ворсем столоваи. Ю вил онли би аьл то рид зис бит иф ю актюали спиик Рошан.

Вы не единственный, кто может (правильно) говорить русский...

Goody.

Has Nate finally given up?

On topic: Sex. Physically healthy?

What? Of course it is.

I think he has.

No, I just lie down and do fuck all.

EDIT: I kid before you all banish me to Narnia.

No, I was just asleep whilst these shenanigans were going on. SRSLY guys, the 'foreign language' thing was funny for, like, three posts. Now it's just dull and predictable. Next time it happens, a dull infraction will be very predictable in your direction.

As for physically healthy, yes very. SCIENCE! has stated that ejaculating 4-7 times a week greatly reduces the chance of prostate cancer and (working from memory, I think) some heart problems.

They made that up as an excuse to masturbate.

I think Hobo said something like that once.

Yep, you heard him guys- dull and infractible. Moving on...

Of course, it's just like snow shoveling.

But what if you come on your own face? There is a chance of contracting Pink Eye.

i only come on girls lol

Not into girls?

I only cum in my hand, and then smear it on my cats face.

you know, what in the grand fuck?

cattle is the way to go.

You fuck your cattle.

Horses.

I see there is interest in a Zoophilia 2.0 topic. For the sake of keeping this topic clean, I shall now create it.

*Goes to create Zoophilia 2.0*

STOP HIM!

I will fucking destroy you.

Why do people put x.0 on the end of their stuff anyway? This isn't a fucking subclause.

Because it's too important to just put a 2 at the end.

Fine, be that way. I'll make it Zoophilia #2.

You're warped.

If you do that I will permaban you. I am not kidding.

Charlie to the rescue!

Doing something good for once.

I believe you. Good thing I was only kidding.

If Charlie took a sabbatical, you'd be all over that thread. Don't deny it, Havoc.

Yeah... however there was no mention about furries so now my mission is to get Nate to split off the other topic to a furry topic and voila. My evilness has no boundries.

'Evilness', 'douchebaggery', 'fucking-creepy-piece-of-shit-ways'...What's the difference, really?

There is non, why?

AND HE COMES BACK WITH A SCORCHER!

YEEHAW :rolleyes:

and yes, i like to fuck humans, not animals or people dressed as animals. why is this thread turning into 'i-bonk-animal-people'? oh yeah, just remembered who made it.