Can I leave it? If so, I do.

Leave it as you will.

For the slow among us all, I am expressing my dislike for "proper" English as a joke. "One" can fuck off.

OANST is right. i think its about time i displayed the scores;

OddjobAbe: 23
BM: 1
ArtemisPanthar: 11
MA: 6
Kastere: 7
MeechMunchie: 5
Laser: 4
Mojo: 2
Wings of Fire: 8
Nate: 4
OANST: 8
shaman: 5
drag0nbane442: 1
Fuzzle King: 1
joshkrz: 2

once again, OddjobAbe is riding out far ahead, with ArtemisPanthar in pursuit. OANST and WoF are close in third place.

Though it is not an ox, it has horns; though it is not an ass, it has a pack-saddle; and wherever it goes it leaves silver behind.
What is it?

pretty bloody easy.

I thought that you of all people would realise that I wasn't asking who was right. I believe my previous post says it all.

And snail.

no ignore that, i meant to the riddle and i posted it before all the replies.

also 'snail' is correct.

What nail should you never hit with a hammer?

Thumbnail, fingernail, and/or toenail.

Bloody hell, I didn't realise how in front I was.

thats right Artemis.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

2 answers, one of which we have had before.

A phone? A hinting wife?

'phone' was the one. also 'doorbell'.

What is drawn by everyone without pen or pencil?

The curtains?

close, but not the one.

everyone does it whether they like it or not.

Breath? Blood?

'breath' is the answer.

What do people make that you can't see?

bit basic.

Glucose.

Noice.

OddJobAbe you bailer!

You should be extending you lead, not pussying out and waiting for peeps to get closer to you :)

But if I'm too far in front, it won't be a close enough thing to keep me interested.

Ah, fair enough

Carbon Dioxide? O_o

Laser was correct with 'noise'.

What has four legs and a back but no body?

A table

Table?

EDIT: Laser, you motherfucker, you bet me.

:D no problem, Oddjob

i'll give you that Laser, another answer was 'chair'.

What has teeth but no mouth?

couple of answers for this.

Saw.

A chair.

While I was posting, people posted too. O_o Oddities, I guess. XD This was the answer to the previous one. XD

WoF is correct! also 'comb'.

What lies in a tunnel of darkness,
that can only attack,
when pulled back?

A bullet.

yeehaw!

(that means 'correct').

A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.
How could this be?

also, you could have made your previous response into a rhyme Laser.
'no PROB OddJOB' eh? you think?

The beggar was disowned?

Edit: Oh, wait. The beggar is his sister.

that is THE ONE.

When liquid splashes me, none seeps through.
When I am moved a lot, liquid I spew.
When I am hit, color I change.
And color, I come in quite a range.
What I cover is very complex, and I am very easy to flex.
What am I?

People's flesh?

An earth cable?

EDIT: Nope that only comes in Green and Yellow.

'flesh' is the correct answer.

I hear not see,
to me, darkness is as clear as day.
What am i?

A Bat?

thats it.

A dozen royals gathered round
Entertained by two who clowned
Each kings there had servants 10
Though none of them were also men
The lowest servant sometimes might
Beat the king in a fair fight
A weapon stout
A priceless jewel
The beat of life
A gardners tool.
what am i describing?

quite a clever one.

Chess?


EDIT: NO WAIT!!! Its a pack of cards!

YES.

what has a head and tail but no body?

A coin?

yep.

Many things can create one.
It can be of any shape or size.
It is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time.
What is it?

we have had this answer before, the riddle is just in a different form.