Yay for morning sex. 3/5 though, had better sessions...

I am comparing NOTHING.

I just wanted to tell that I had sex on sunday my first time and it has been good. If I wrote something wrong in the first post about that, please forgive me. XD

No, you wrote nothing wrong. I was agreeing with you.

Ah... thank you Nate... do you remember when I told that I thought that I will never had sex... XD

Thank you for informing us.

I've never had sex but my last "wank" was an average 3/5. Heh heh. o_o

Congratulations on your mediocre masturbation session.

4/5 going a few weeks between always makes it better.

Quite the contrary, I totally produced a female orgasm my first time. Killer!

We can learn much from you, you God.

4/5. It's been a while since I fapped, due to my bit of surgery near that... Area.


That, and trannies. Woo.

How can you be sure she wasn't faking?

Don't shatter the mans memories! Its just like a I make myself believe that Im amazing in the sack and I can get by as all as all the girls laugh and point. :|

Well I could tell by all the vagina juice, it tastes different to blood.

:|

I’m going to have to side with Havoc on this one.

*gets in close*

Just be sure it wasn't urine.

Anyways, last sexy time was a 2.. it was lousy.

And the lubrication that a female naturally secretes? Can you distinctly taste that as well? :p

How I love being gay - it's so easy to tell whether your partner has actually come or not.

Alcar...

Oh dear God.

but yes, fags have it much easier in the 'R U DUN?!' department.

Trust me, she ain't that kinda girl.

im god lol

I'm sure that's what all the guys who are crap in bed think.

But I *really* don't understand the point of faking an orgasm. What girls should do is give their guy a glare and say "Try harder next time". God knows I've done that.

Natures rubix cube.

Sometimes you just get bored...

So you fake it to get it over with.

- Rexy

Like paying attention in lectures.

Exactly.

- Rexy

Very rude, Nate.

I wasn't *necessarily* implying that you were crap in bed. Just that guys who *are* crap in bed would say that sort of thing. sorry

Grr, forgiven.

I plan to fake it every time. My scheme is to say "Oh shit, is that someone at the window watching us?" and then, as she looks away, to pop the mayo packet I've had hidden in my left sock all over her nearest appendage. It should pass for the real thing since it's become slightly warm and thus will be un-congealed by the heat of my foot.

Why fake it, you ask? If you don't know why, you have no buisness asking.

You have me worried now that you are unable to (ahem) produce your own mayonnaise...

Or you could use ketchup, and tell them 'that happens sometimes'. Problem solved! *dont ask how!*

Perhaps he suspects every woman of wanting his children?

Alcar...

I have secretly replaced his testicles with a pair of carved rubber erasers.

Damn! Apparently BM doesn't understand that the word 'Confidential' does not mean 'Blurt out whenever it suits the situation.'

Where did you put them?

In her pooper.

0/5 :( didn't happen, rain cancelled play.

Although I have at least three amusing anecdotes about being discovered making out by one of her little sisters >.> that house is too small for six family members.

He dad didn't shoot me however, even after seeing the marks I made. So in the grand scheme of things the weekend was a triumph.

I think her Dad caused the rain.

He gives the best golden showers.

Haha.... BAM!