Fun fact: Never look for a parrot after you see a 'lost parrot' sign, they're most likely dead.

King Cobra Day Care!


I only wish I was a kid again...

NSFW WARNING:
This is a video from the 60's warning about the dangers of pornography. I wanted to come up with an exemplary quote, but every single line is pure gold. They even manage to bring in the Communists as a threat!

Part 1:


Part 2:

Latest commercial for a Dutch insurance company.

He's gonna need anal insurance

This is my brains.

This is my brain.

This is meiosis. Or rather the direct result of it

Probably the best heckler beat-down in the world.

(Takes a deep breath)

Desudesudesudesudesudesu -

Simply beautiful.

I especially like the second one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzaXmHNOydg

Alcar...

Yeah, I loved the second one too. I can't for the life of me think why they all voted for #1.

"That's the best imaginary cabbage Elmo has ever seen!" (as played by Robert DeNiro)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k

EDIT: I can't be bothered to put the video in properly

You copy and paste some embed code...:rolleyes:



Srsly wtf:

ewq ds should have a spam forujm bedcops I'm fucjkugin pussed

Awesome.

I'd first start by moving the Playschool car in the back before filming then never filming that, ever. However, that kid is a frickin genious with cardboard.

Halo Kid

POSTING THIS EVERYWHERE

This is possibly the best video dub I have ever seen, only anime fans will get the joke.

This is what passed for quality Australian kids TV in the '80's and early '90's.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1...ratingpra0.png

Wil abuses his Admin powers.

Spongebob kills people O.o.

Oh boy. YouTube Poop has come to owf.

And so, the first sign has appeared.

http://i37.tinypic.com/l8c5i.jpg

text and use of 'epic' is meh... but chick is hot

and fuzzleguy, LOL

I could post much worse:p. Aaand I think that girl has heterochromia.



Yay people fightiiiiing.

http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/

Type your first name into the first bar, your last name into the second (leave the e-mail address) and hit "Visualizar".

Watch, then vomit candy.

That Bongo playing motherfucker is Ron Jeremy, I'm positive.

I love India, I don't know why. Almost converted to Hinduism just because of my unexplainable attachment to India.

Huh.

EDIT: RANDOM PIC DUMP

Wait. Nevermind. That would involve anything other than uploading them.

Why? Are you a telemarketer or something?

Kastere you are THE BEST :D

I guess it can be traced back to my love for all of the Beatles'. (Ringo is excluded, of course.) George Harrison was all like "India OMG" and Lennon was all like "PEACE AND UGLY ASIAN WOMEN LOL" and Paul was like "MONEY weeeeEeeee!" I guess I considered Georgy's to be the most interesting, and became hooked. Also, turbans are fucking aweshum.

And AlienMagi, no offense. But never say the best in all caps again, lest you anger my sleeping oldfag. Please, I've been good about staying of the chans for a while... DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK.

Contribution lol

This earns so much win, the universe might explode with awesomeness: