You are killed it happens to all stickmen
I wish I chould become a super sayian like on dragonball z |
You explode doing a komee komee kaw! ....Or whatever it was called....It made a beeeg lazeeer beeam.
I wish people would get banned for meaness. |
You will be banned forever for being good to others!
I wish i was a SuperStar! |
You can't handle the publicity and run away!
I wish I had more free time and didn't have to sleep. |
You have no free time but you get to sleep forever!
I wish i knew everything about Oddworld! |
You know more than Max!..... And that makes him cry, along with all the other mods.
I wish I could bring myself to draw the monotreme slig queen in my mind. |
And your drawing is sooo ugly you want to suicide!
I wish i would meet Xavier, Sherry, Max & Lorne face to face! |
You do, and all four of them beat you up.
I wish my brother wasn't on Xbox LIVE for so long... |
He's now on World of Warcraft forever.
I wish I had a sandwich that wouldn't kill me. (P.S. You guys have way too much time on your hands.) |
Granted! It kills everyone else, because it gives you really bad breath.
I wish I knew Japanese. |
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You learn Japanese, but forget English. I wish I had a bag of Doritoes. |
They have poison and you die!
I wish i was a Bull! |
As you command, but you appear in the middle of a fox pack, and they are very hungry.
I wish I was a fox. |
Granted, but you are a yiffing fox.
I wish Yeshua would come back. |
And Yeshua will kill you!
I wish i could be the Shrykull! |
You become the Shrykull but then I borrow my neighbors tank and blow you to pieces in revenge.
I wish Bill Gates would be my freind. |
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He bores you to death ranting about his new ideas and how he hates Macintosh. I wish I didn't have such a bad allergy to certain TV dinners. |
Your wish is not Granted!
I wish i would be invulnerable forever! |
You become so depressed when you outlive all your friends and loved ones you want to kill yourself... but can't. So you are doomed to live for eternity a horrible, lonely life.
I wish I had fire powers. Pyromania is genetic. |
You burn yourself!
I wish everyone shall take me seriously! |
Haha, what a kidder!
I wish Alex2405 gets zapped by his own electricity powers. |
Not Granted!
I wish nobody would want my death! |
Evryone gets a hitman to kill you
I wish I was spiderman |
Granted, but you get struck by lightning. Swing on webs isn't the best idea in a thunder storm.
I wish Slig 7665's username was Slig 1337. |
Not Granted!
I wish i was a Vykker! |
You become a Vykker, but the Interns have a mutiny and slice you up.
I wish Alex would stop saying Not Granted! |
Granted but his corruptions are a load of crap
I wish sligs whould rise insted of alf |
All Sligs Die!
I wish alf_shall_rise's wishes shall not include me! |
Heh...
I wish Alex would call me Alf, to spare time. |
He stops calling you alf shall rise but calls you an anoying name like alfo insted
I wish alf whould go on the odd chat thing |
You get....HAVOC INSTEAD!
I wish my site was huge. |
It's so big, it crashes the server of your provider, thus wiping out the internet of hundreds of people. They are very angry about this. They form a mob and lynch you.
I wish you guys would learn how to corrupt wishes properly. "Not Granted" isn't corrupting it. |
I accept that, but I dunno bout Alex...
I wish I was made of paper. (so obvious how to corrupt this one) |
Granted. You are made out of paper. You go to swimming one day. You start to swim, but as you do, the paper gets all soggy and starts to rip apart. They then clear the pool of the paper and burn it for fuel to keep the swimming pool going. Hooray!
I wish I was made out of uh...Dark Matter! |
You become a shadow and sun makes you invisible!
I wish Alf will take me seriously! |
Granted. Alf becomes so serious the world blows up and is scattered across the universe, until a giant torpedo lauched by Chubco. blows the universe up and everything in it dies in a hellish firestorm which will never end for lets say, 100000 - nanoseconds! In that time you all die including me though, so blah.
I wish I was not so serious. |
Granted! But Alex Takes you seriously...
So Seriously that he kills you when you jokingly say i wish i was dead I wish the bully who bullies my brother would suffer the most painful and embarassing illness ever |
Not Granted!
I wish people will take me seriously! |
Granted. People will take you so seriously it won't be serious.
I wish Alex wouldn't use the same wish! |
I will wish the same thing forever!
I wish i lived in Monsaic Lines! |