IC:
Some unknown Inhabitant launched a Chill Pill in Arrack's direction, which broke a window. Arrack walked over to it and shouted out the crack;
"Hey, keep it down, punk! I'm trying to scout out some R&R! Else I might come over and use your spine to clean my throat!"

OOC: Ok i'm back online laptops fixed woo hoo

IC:Slax walked over to Lulu "hey there you are I was looking all over for you I need a job and protecting you seems just the thing for me".

Vobos carried on shaking whilst Lulu followed Salve and Mike got up. He ran to a bin and heaved at the memory of Arrack, but with his mouth stitched, he only filled it with vomit. Panicking, he ran inside the shop and looked around for a knife or something to cut the stitches, whilst looking for Vobos's medicine.

Holwer ran past the group screaming "THE UGLY THINGY!" in slog.

OOC: I feel so sorry for Mike right now D: hmm... I might join this one too... maybe. Juuuuuust maybe. I've been following it for a long time.

Slax ran after salve and lulu "hay need to talk to you come on talk to me".

OOC: Ah, sorry 'bout that.... :DAnd welcome back SLig 7765.... :)Then join Marclar, or I'll get Vobos to go and annoy you by making you a Mike replacement.

IC
Lulu turned around when he heard Slax.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't har you because I was too busy staring at a cloud that looked like a meep. Well, you can get a job protecting me if you want but I can't pay you since I lost all my money on a can of fish eggs."

IC: Don't worry about pay I just need somthing to do so lead on" slax said following the group

IC: "bring it I got a gren lancha wot yo got, a mank face, I can resist dat, can ya resit a grenade" Doogem shouted at arrack

"Mum?" Jayne repeted, sounding amused, "tha's great, compare me to tha'-tha'-thing why dont cha?"
Kas sniffed, "I'll compare you to whoever I like."
"Fine, go ahead, see if-"
"Where in the hell of Oddworld did this morons come from? One second theres no one and the next..." Kas broke off, with a distasteful expresstion on his face.
"Maybe they have nothin' else tha' do. Gets pretty darn borin' doin' normal work."
"Oh what do i care? They are all freaks. You hear me?!"
"Jezz, stop shoutin'. Give me a headache."

IC: "Well, guys, looksee good. Now, mebbe, we firstly need sum furniture..." said Salve as he went off to look around and see what could be found. Alot of useful stuff from higher up often ended up down here fairly intact.

Lulu's face brightened as he got an idea and hopped away.
"Oh! I think there was an old sofa in one of the bins!"

Mike took a penknife from inside the shop before cutting his stitches. That done, he emptied the vomit on the floor, before remembering to get Vobos the medicine. He ran to the drug's ile, getting a packet of pills and running back outside the the fitting vykker.

IC: Slax decided to look too there was bound to be somthing useful around here.

Arrack shouted back to the Inhabitant;
"Oh yeah? I'm an experienced Slig! I could probably outshoot your pathetic ass so bad you'd die of embarassment! You want a fight, come over here and stop hurling stuff like a wuss? What you say, punk?"

IC: Salve saw Lulu hop to a bin and followed. Sure enough, out the top of a dustbin, he saw a sofa poking out, a green shade. He grabbed it with a single arm and hefted it out, then held it in both arms, inspecting it "Prettay nice. Ah'll take it in" with that, he carried it back to the warehouse, took it inside, and put it down, not anywhere in particular. Organizing furniture would come when they got some more stuff. He went back out to Lulu "Yo seen anythin' else round 'ere?"

Brudda realised the bipeds were busy collecting furniture right now. Hopefully they'd find a decent kennel or something too...not sure what to do for now, he remained with the Vykker. He saw an Intern running over and barked at him, sniffing at the Vykker.

OOC: i cant manage tis RP anymore, with everything else i'm doing...

*sigh* I choose the pothole. *readies pothole-make-appear-lever*

OOC: :(Goodbye Watermelody...

IC
Mike stepped back when Brudda barked at him, trying to get around him and to Vobos. Vobos got up like a zombie, and walked towards him, moaning and gurgling. Quickly, Mike shoved a pill down his throat, making the vykker stop. Vobos babbled as he saw colors and patterns like a kaleidoscope, and swatted at the air.

Lulu followed Salve, then answered his question.
"Well not really, usually rubbish just falls down here-" He was cut off when a blitzpacker can fell, bouncing off hi head. "Ow! Darn Khanzumerz!"

sejsx went to follow lulu and the others, seemingly unaffected by the events that had transpired. this, though she didnt know it, was a sign of her impending doom. her hooves cloped on the ground, her eyes focused squarely on he group infront of her. She heard a slight creaking noise behind her, but payed no heed. suddenly, the ground underneath her feet vanished, leaving her to fall into a gaping abyss. Sejsx sceramed, but no-one heard her. The long fall gradually curved and leveled out, as the steef was transported to a green room, seemingly underneath the motropolis. She looked around frantically for a way out, but found none. a figure stepped out from the shadows, her features bathed in the green glow of the lights. " its time for you to go to sleep for a while" WaterMelody said. WaterMelody pushed a button on the wall and Sejsx was pushed into a cryogenic tube, awaiting the time that WaterMelody will rejoin the LO RPG.

OOC: Mayaswell go out w/a bang =D

OOC: Lol@pothole.

IC: Brudda watched the Vykker, he was unsure if it would remain standing. He walked up behind it, just in case it did.

Salve looked up. Pretty high up above them. He picked up the can that had hit Lulu, aimed at the moving shadow it had dropped from, and lobbed it hard. He heard a satisfying *thud* and a cry of pain. He grinned inside his mask, then looked back to Lulu "Well, we goez looksee somewherez else, then." HE went off away from the group towards the building the hideous face Slig had entered. He spyed through a wndow to see what was in there, and if tehre was anything they might want.

OOC: Pat, could you decide what's inside the building, since Arrack is in it right now?

Slax looked around and found an old brew vending machien "hey look what I found" shouting at the 2 "I wonder if it still works"

IC: Doogem ignored both the falling steef and the slig and flew upwards saying "I call anyting good e' as on im"
OOC:steef:-MIA

OOC: :DDown the drain goes Sejsk.....:(Bye byes.

Mike watched the vykker with concern after hearing a yell he ignored(Sejsk, woot), remembering what he had read about the chemical. It would cause unpredictable mood swings. Vobos stared at Mike like he was a glowing holy light, then ran toward him. Mike ran in a chase around the shop shelves. His lips were unstitched but he still couldn't talk.

Lulu lolled at Salve, then looked at the vending machine. He pressed a button with his head, before a bottle shot out and bounced off his head. He swayed for a moment, before shaking his head.
"Ow!"

OOC: Well, dunno 'bout anyone else, but me getting bored...Any suggestions to spice up the roleplay?

OOC: We need more of a purpose in the story, like maybe we should go somewhere else which would likely be largely populated, like maybe we could ask for a job at a factory, then it could be sorta similar to W@RF if we move into a factory setting.

IC: Hmmm. Free brew? It must have limited stock, to addict people, then make them pay for it from somewhere else later on. "Don' reckon dere's many brews in dere, we oughta save 'em..." with that, he picked up the bottle that had hit Lulu, and put it into his pants. Then he hefted the vending machine above his head, and took it back to the warehouse.

Brudda watched the Vykker go loony again and start chasing the Intern. He ran in front of the Vykker and barked at it to try and stop it.

Slax followed salve to the warehouse "so this is our home is it".

OOC: Oooooh, liek we could send Lulu to lady Margaret, have our characters play a truth or dare game or.....:)Something, I'm open for suggestions..... Maybe I should submit that map of the shop....

IC
Vobos kept on chasing Mike like a cat to a mouse, before tripping over Brudda and falling on the hard floor. Getting up, he breathed deeply and shook in a rage, his tiny yellow eyes blazing before he screamed like a toddler in a vicious strop and began attacking a shelve.
"WAAADEEEDOOODAAAA!"

Lulu followed Salve, seeing Howler zoom past screaming more in slog about Arrack.
"Soooooooooom what did you do with your life before coming here? I wasted all my money, you?"

OOC: None of us wants to send Lulu. Perhaps, using Salve's money and the people around, we could start a small business somewhere which Lulu is the head of, offer employments for the unemployed, and so on.

IC: Brudda's attempt was ignored, instead it just ran into him and fell over. At least it was attacking a shelf now. He hoped this was only temporary.

"Ah'm a bodyguard. I generally look around fer people and offer protection at a price. I built up plenty o' munnay durin' dat time, summtimes stealin' from 'em, too" he dumped the machine inside, then turned to Slax "Yeah, at least fer now..."

hey zozo can i use a mudoken?

:DDon't see why not, just make a profile....:)No random mudokons, since I dom't think they'll live in the bottom of the city.

IC
(Shop)
Vobos carried on attacking the shelves, knocking magazines and drugs everywhere before turning to Mike. He seethed as he breathed, before charging after him and screaming at the top of his voice. A comical chase ensued, with the two running around a shelf.

Lulu listened as he heard Vobos scream.
"Ya know, I don't think that guy with the stitches in his head is happy..." He winced as he heard the vykker break a window and smash a glass object in the distance.

OOC: Welllll....I vote Patrick's idea mutant ratz for fun, anyone else want something fun to happen...? Please, the RPG is dying.

OOC: I was still waiting for people to post.

Maybe we can ask them to try to finish posting or set themselves up with us, and we could fast forward to a more interesting timezone. Perhaps when Lulu has first started setting a business up, higher up in town (not Khanzumerz high, but other Glukkons high, maybe, where they'd live outside of work), and we can see what happens from there.

OOC: sounds like a good idea mabey we chould work in a factory or an office building.

ooc: Agreed. Not really much for Kas and Jayne to do, except for just moping about, Kas overeacting to everything.

OOC: Maybe they could still be homeless, then notice the new workplace, and ask for a job there, perhaps?

I doubt there'd be enough money for a full blown factory, some sort of smaller office, perhaps. Lulu could also have gotten a side job to help earn money (being employed with the help of some...persuasion, courtesy of Salve) to help start the new building. Perhaps something like a Slog Kennels, where they keep pets on holidays, and perhaps another section where it's like a hotel of some sort...

IC: Doogem flew down the hole sejsx just fell down calling "I call er wrist bow ting"

ooc: Yay! I'm finally done with my huge 4th of July party (which I've been working on for over a month.)! I can now post regularly. Again, so sorry for being extremely absent. I'm a terrible RPGer!

ic:

*Just at that moment, Star's cell phone rang. Lucky for her, it was a small hearing-aid type phone implanted in her ear. All she had to say was,*

Star: "Ello?"

*She motioned to Lulu that she was sorry and had to take the call, then she walked a few feet away. The person on the phone was Star's little Slig friend, Seyera (pronounced Si-Rah).*

Seyera: "Hey girl! Whatcha been up to lately?"

Star: "Oh, not much. I'm just in this little ally somewhere, hanging out with this strange Gluk named Lulu."

Seyera: "Lulu?! Isn't he that retard who gave all of his moolah for a can of gabbiar?"

Star: "Yeah. Why?"

Seyera: "He's bad news for you, baby. Dump that freak right now. I'll hold while you tell him off."

Star: "Oh, Seyera. I'm not gonna do that. I sorta like him. He's a little whack but he's nice. I'm not going to repay him with sudden hate."

Seyera: "You are so different from the other Glukkons. That's why I like you. By the way, I was just testing you when I told you to be mean to Lulu. I had to be sure you were still the same Star I've always known."

*Star laughed*

Star: "Honey, I will never change. It was great talking to you. Love ya homie."

Seyera: "I love you too. I'll try to call tomorrow. Until then, behave yourself and seriously watch who you hang with. I know quite a few outlaws out there who would just love to get their paws on your moolah."

Star: "I'll be fine. Don't worry."

*And with that, she said good bye again and walked back over to Lulu, smiling.*

OOC: Yesssss...We could do something, like go on the subway train and find!......An intern breeding mill, perhaps? Or work in the city, fun!

IC
Lulu listened to the phone call, hearing himself being called strange, retarded, a freak, and a whack. He smiled back at Star, hearing Vobos yelling in the distance.
"I think that vykker went nuts..."

Vobos screamed as he chased Mike out of the shop holding a rolled up magazine. The two ran around Kas and Jayne in mad circles.

IC: Outlaws wanting their hands on the Gluk's Moolah? Not with 'im around...Salve then looked over at the chaos the Vykker was causing. He went up and made a grab for it with his arms.

Brudda came back out of the shop, and saw the Flying Slig go down the pothole. he looked down after it and barked.

OOC: I think the whole pothole thing wasn't exactly literal, y'know, dragonzardman. Meh, dunno how much it matters...there's probly another bow down there anyway.

IC: Slax ran with Salve loaded a tranq round into his gun and fired it at the vykker.

OOC: I vote....Subway! Because stuff can be found elsewhere!

IC
Vobos yelled at them like a monster as Salve grabbed him and a tranquilizer dart hit him. His face was pale shock as yet more drugs entered his bloodstream. Mike shivered in fear as he hid behind Jayne and watched the vykker. Vobos looked at Salve with a dopey smile, and walked slowly towards him with his arms out.
"Dabeeeee...."

Lulu stepped away from the nutty vykker, and looked at Star.
"I think there was meant to be a subway somewhere, anyone wanna go check it out? I haven't been around much, mostly because kids throw rocks at me....The hard ones that hurt."

OOC: maybe pothole leads to the subway, I vote subway idea
IC: Doogem found the Steef and unceremoanesly removed her arm bow

ooc: Finally, I colored my picture of Star! http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59223383/ Isn't she pretty???

ic:

Star: "Sure, Lulu. I'd like to see a Subway. I don't think I've ever ridden in one before. I mostly just take the Feeco train or my ship where ever I need to go."

*Star sure hoped Lulu didn't feel totally insulted by what he had heard on the phone. Seyera always called people somewhat mean things. Then, she would act all innocent and pretend she didn't say a word.
Star and Seyera had known each other since they were very young. They practically grew up together in Star's father's factory. Seyera was intended to be Star's vallet, but things went downhill when the factory became bankrupt. Seyera had to move to another Glukkon owned factory and Star and her family had to find a way to get rich again. Even though Seyera and Star hardly got to see each other, they kept in touch by calling one another just about every weekend.*