It was handcrafted by a blacksmith. All blacksmithes are great cooks.

Gotta go?

A: Not really, no. Perhaps later.

Q: What do you plan to do when aliens finally conquer Earth?

Whip out my Assault Rifle and SMG and blow their arse's back to where they came from!



There is a flower that is called the purple violet. Does anyone else find that redundant?

Yes.

Would you like fries with that?

A: I most certainly would like fries with that.

Q: Why do people usually take my comments the wrong way?

Hey now, no need for saying rude comments!

How come Abe Babe hasn't posted since November? Has he betrayed us?

A: Actually, she's female, and I suppose she's just bene busy.

Q: Is the movie 300 up to snuff?

I dunno, but I do know that there were too many slow motion parts :p.

Why are you looking at me like that?

A. I'm not.
Q. How com Alf shall rise is asking a question thats already been asked?

A: Because, unlike you, he probably doesn't scour this thread pointlessly, making sure the question he asked hasn't been aske dbefore.

Q: If I were armed with an AK-47, and I was having a gun fight with a random individual armed with a Smith & Wesson pistol, who would win?

A. It would be a suicede fight.
Q. A or B?

A: F.

Q: Why is service not available?

A. Becuas it is.
Q. How will nature bite us back?

A: By devouring our corpses when we die.

Q: Why did you go and do something like that?

The darker voice told me to.

How did Moxco become an executive?

Because he had carefully plotted his way of becoming an excutive by killing off the more important employees by first dating them, then shooting them in the head.

Hot or not?

Not.

How would Moxco get a date?

A: By going into rehab for bad grammar and by actually becomming funny.

Q: Is the snow outside mocking me?

A. No, but that ransomist in a car is.
Q. If my house is 4 stories high, how many stories low is it?

-4, everyone who knows math can answer that!

Jocks or blocks?

A. Clocks.
Q. Slaveless + Alf_Shall-Rise + Hobo =?

Um, a poor man with a thought bubble? I'm not good with math.

How do you know I'm not good at math? What if I'm really good?

A: I guess I'll have to just hope you aren't lying.

Q: Should snow-shoveling be considered a sport?

In Canada. In Canada.





Why did I only get second place in the 300 meter hurdles?

Because my window pane recently became a rubber ball, exploding in the process and killing nearly 1/2 of an ant.

FWEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

A: Crunchy friends in a liquid broth!

Q: Why is pink blue?

- Rexy

Because pink saw the Fox news.

Can you blow out a candle with smoke?

Only if the smoke is blue. That is the only way it'll work. Trust me.




If I were lying, could a car run me over?

A: Probably. But you weren't lying. Right?

Q: Do you love yahoo?

Never tried it

Do you think my pot it pretty?

Don't know. Never tried pot.

If a butterfly flaps it's wings in China, what's the weather like in the U.K.?

A: Partly cloudy, with a chance of showers.

Q: Is California going to become an island in the near future?

A: Depends if the great and mighty Odd (not to mention his squirrel sidekick Skippy) will it.

Q: What the fnark?

I thought it was a good idea at the time.




We had to share the rock?

A: I think we did that one time...

Q: Why is anime taking over all other cartoon styles?

Drats. Missed it...

A: Because it has a mind of it's own. RUN.

Q: Play what funky music?

A. The funky music that is unfunky.
Q. If there was a tsunami in the "Paciffic Ocean" would "Uncle Sam" buy a pie?

A: Yes. Paramite. While the heart's still beating.

Q: What's your walk of life?

A. Yes, I really liked the taste of that last dagwood dog.
Q. Were do you cruise around to?

A: Anywhere and everywhere. On foot.

Q: Why must you be such a quick poster?

EDIT: Damn, you people really want to respond quickly, don't ya?