banned for..... dammit. making me lose reasons to ban you for the umpteenth time...

Banned for this thread growing so much that I skipped a few pages and repeated a ban.

EDIT: Damn it. Ya always beat me, Skillya.

Banned for blaming one person for this thread's growth.

Banned for starting this thread that becomes almost all I do on the Internet (and plus the other three forum games)

Banned for not appreciating the thread's effectiveness.

Banned for hiding behind peoples backs.

Edit:
(closes eyes)
Banned for starting an easy thread that people know they
can go to for an easy post and increase their post count.

Closed

Banned for not appreciating the good things about hiding behind people's backs.

Banned for claiming to hide behind everyones' backs.

Banned for having a username that doesn't start with a capital letter.

banned for blaming Skillya of killing people... I mean hiding behind their backs...
DARN IT! TOO FRIGGEN FAST!
Banned for making me yell five times in a row.

Banned for being too slow.

Banned for abusing slow typers.

Banned for accusing me of something without any tangible evidence.

Banned for not remembering what you last posted.

Banned for being a backstabber.

Banned for agreeing with her.

Banned for thinking someone agrees with me when in reality no one did.

Banned for assuming I'm agreeing with her. I'm against her
backstabbing habits.

Banned for being against my backstabbing habits.

OT: I think you're a little off - track...

Banned for not actually ever backstabbing anyone.

OT: Yeah, just a bit.

Banned for having a sig made by someone else :p

Banned for disagreeing with free rights by accepting sigs by other people
who give them away for free.

EDIT: Goddamn it.

Banned for not leaving my sig alone.

Banned for not directing enough attention to your sig.

Banned for not having a sig that I can attack.

Banned for not seeing my five lines of sumptuous, sexy text you can easily attack.

Banned for not giving Opie and Anthony a chance yet :p

Banned for scoring what seems to be a hundred posts in a day or so.

Banned for not listening to a John and Jeff podcast.

...or did you?
OT: Banned twice for not replying to the other three game threads and thus making me wait!\

EDIT: D'OH! BAN SPIRROW TO HELL FOR POSTING TOO FAST!

Banned for not realizing that I am on the phone :p

Banned for being annoying and accusing everyone for your own troubles.

Edit:
AH, eff you all.:p
Banned for your disrespect for people.

Banned for being a little boy :p

Banned for being a big boy :p

Banned for calling Snuzi a big boy when on this forum he's
just a little midget.

Banned for not going through puberty yet.

OT: And I'm far from being a midget :p

Banned for accusing me of not going through puberty even though
I doubt you have.

Banned for not being original.

Banned for being too original, i.e., weird.

Banned for violating a law prohibiting the mining of relics.

EDIT: Crap.

Banned for being a Spirrow. Whatever that is.