AO: The boardroom
sligs come at abe from both sides just as they are about to hit him abe ducks the sligs knock each other out abe walks away whistling. |
Ha, every time I try to play Abe now I think of these
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Too true. :lol: :lol: made me laugh a LOT though!
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AO/E: random scene
abe is backed against a wall with a slig pointing his gun at him, the slig pulls the trigger and a pole with a BANG sign comes out. |
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Thanks CD!
AE: opening sequence The train comes by and drops all bones in one carriage (another rumble) Abe: what's that? turns round to see army of slogs running towards them... ----------------------------------------------------------- I know its bad but its just to keep the thread alive... |
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nice one there mate!;) |
Booty: "You Jerk! You broke my favorite rifle!"
Stranger: "......." *turns around and whispers: "Eh, what do I have to say here again?" Lanning: "Never liked guns!" Stranger turns to Booty and says very serious: "Never liked runs!" -- Yeah... quite silly. |
:lol:Runs FTF, no one likes runs.....(Splatter) :DI try.
Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee Munch: (Watches Abe run screaming past and jump over explosives, then watches a whole horde of armoured big bros and sewer sloggies charge after him) OO! (Massive explosion as they all run into the explosives) Abe: (Wipes forehead) Phew, that was close... (Sees a bunch of mines around him and doesn't move) Eh oh..... Stranger: Think am on th' wrong set.... Abe: (Panics) Don't move! There's mines everywhere! Stranger: (Trips and lands face first on UXB) Abe: YOU STUPID! - Munch: (Hears distant explosion) Whooo, glad I wasn't near that! Hey, has anyone seen Abe? (Watches ambulance go past, sirens blaring) |
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:pI'm just saying For The Fail instead of For The Win, because no one I know of likes getting runs.....:)I wuv it when big tough people wook silly, yay humours.
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This one i made up on de spot so here goes
* Bad ending: AE "PUMP IT UP!" (Pump it, Black eyed peas comes on and slig+Abe start dancin) =) |
Heres mine
AE Bad ending "PUMP IT-*fly gets caught in throught* falls to ground. BEEP MO Good ending in the blimp "Thats it your dead!" The Mudoken misses the tackle and stumbles out of the blimp BEEP There not that good |
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If I'd know how to make Flash movies, I'd probably take out a few bloopers of this thread and make a short movie about it. |
lol, I'm not usually funny (well, at least not on purpose, I'm quite funny by accident lol)
but I'll try (abe and munch are on the blimp, at the end of MO) Abe: the thing is, when I usually get out of a place like that, it blows up! Munch: don't worry, the fuzzles have their own plan! *the ship suddenly explodes and begins to sink* Abe: oops! (the end of SW, when the damn explodes) Grubs: STEEF STEEF STEEF Grub leader: umm guys? Grubs: STEEF STEEF STEEF Grub leader: where's the steef? Grubs: uh oh! Grub leader: you mean, you thought he'd actually survive the fall, water, and the falling building after you destroyed the damn? Grubs: ..... *silence* |
Yes, I think it's definately time for an OWF related flash movie and media contest. If I knew how (and had the money) I would definately do it.
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You just brought back an old thread!
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XD
Stranger stared into the eyes of The Olden Steef. They were pale grey and colourless. His head was devoid of hair, and skin pink. His skin was in a bad state, his horns removed and his head shrivelled. He'd had the life sucked out of him by that oktigi. The savior looked on at the dying old steef, with pity and concern. The steef coughed weak and dryly, like the riverbed had once been. He wheezed and looked up at the one who had saved his life, only for it to be taken away so shortly. "Take care...Of my neopets..." He whispered. His eyes then closed, as he never breathed again. |
Scene: AO Opening
Abe is walking along with the floor cleaner, and stops in front of the first sign. He tries to start walking again, but the floor cleaner stalls, then speeds off, and starts knocking things over (lights, crew etc.) and almost runs over Abe. Lorne: Cut! Not much good, I know... |
AE:Meeting
Dripik:um...what was the name of that guy who owns rupture... something? Aslik:I don't know. Phleg: (queitely) Mullok,Farms Dripik:Farms is gonna be pissed! Phleg: No!No!No! Aslik:Quit arguing,we have bigger problems. Dripik: We do? |
Farms gonna be pissed. XD
Good one! |
Thank you. You are very kind.
Edit: I have one more. AE Brew machine: Abe: "Don't drink that!" Other Mudokons: "Why not?" Abe: "Because of this!" (Reveals that one Brew has over 20000 calories and no protein) Other Mudokons: "What??? Will we get fat or something?" (Laughs and drinks one. Instantly becomes huge.) Mudokon: "Uh oh" Abe: "Told you so" |
(Spoiler Alert)
If you haven't seen or saved all 99 Mudokons to see the "Guardian Angle" video. When Abe is in the dungeon and is going get attacked or harrased by the Shrink. Shrink: "Abe just because life is....Abe? Abe where are you?" Abe is nowhere to be seen but in the background you here a toilet flush. Abe: "sorry just had to use the bathroom..ok where were we?" He then looks over at the corner he's supposed to be in sitting in." "oops" He then quickly runs over to the corner and a acts all scared but can't help to giggle. I now I stink but it's my first try. ^^;; |
Oddyouko that was so funny! :lol: If only i could think of one.:fuzzle:
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Ok got another one.
In AO when all the Glukkons plus Mullock are having a meeting and Abe is spying on them. Mullock: "watch...show'em." Slig: "right boss." But instead of showing the Mudokon head on a stick it shows...Magical Trevor! The Glukkons, Slig, and Mullock are all speechless but in the background you see Abe falling on the ground in laughter. |
Haha, funny blooopers Odd! :D
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Thanks. I'll let you guys now if I have anymore. xp
g2g talk with you guys later. |
I haven't played nor do I own Munch's Oddysee.
In the good ending of MO when Abe and Munch see the blimp explode and the gabbit moon appears behind it but instead of it being the moon it's a gaint sign saying "eat at joe's". Abe and Munch are both laughing. Munch then stops. Munch: "hey that's not funny!" |
Lawl, :lol: thats funny! Right on :p
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I love the one with Magical Trever. Everyone loves magical Trever!:fuzgrin:
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AO when Abe fell down the cliff when he saw the Mudokon moon and he "died" and Bigface is supposed to come and revive him.
Abe laying on the ground dead and wanting for the Bigface to show up. 10 minutes go by..then 15..then 20. Bigface: "now?" Abe opens one eye "yes now!" then pretends to be dead again. Bigface comes out of the fog and they finish the scene like in the game. Abe: "you leave me like that again and I'll push you off a cliff!" Bigface: "what I forgot..sheesh." |
Random scene in AO:
Take 1:A paramite is chasing Abe and catches him. After leaping on Abe the paramite breaks through the ground. "Was that intended?" says Abe while doing the thing that he does where he normaly says "I don't know." Offscreen Lorne says "No! Now somebody get that paramite a medic!" Take 2:The paramite leaps over Abe and just keeps going up.Abe: "What the?" Take 3: The paramite leaps on Abe but he gets back up. "What do I do here again?" Take 4: The scene goes completely right but after jumping on Abe, Lorne screams "Yes!" Abe: "Doh! How many times do we have to go through this?" Take 5: The paramite doesn't hop. It kind of shivers and says that it is afraid of heights. Take 6: The paramite jumps backwards. Take 7: The paramite doesn't even show up. Not too good but I tried. |
Scene in Stranger's Wrath, where Stranger got caught by Raider and his boys:
Raider: "...so, Stranger. All we need to know is: where's the steef?" Stranger shows an angry face while all the outlaws are laughing. When the outlaws come closer, Stranger loses his paper things that says about his surgery. Raider: "Hold it!" He gets closer to the dropped papers and takes them. Raider: "Here, Stranger. You lost something..." And puts it back to Strangers bags. Stranger: "Uh, thanks." Raider: "Now where were we? ...oh, yeah. Laughing evil. Wahahahaha!!" Wow, I suck at good bloobers. x_x |
Scene in AO where Abe gets his hand scars:
Take1: BigFace pulls out a tatoo thing. Abe: "What the?" Take2: BigFace: "You sure you want to do this?" Abe: "Grrrrrr..." Take3: BigFace does the normal thing but Abe doesn't look like he is in pain. Take4: BigFace does it right but Abe says: "This is like Star Wars." Random scene with a slog in AO: Take1: The slog jumps through Abe. Abe turns around revealing a hole in his chest. Take2: The slog doesn't jump it just says it's not hungry. Scene in AE where the mudokons drink brew: Take1: After taking a sip the mudokon says "Ew! This tastes terrible!" Abe: "You were supposed to pretend to drink it." Take2: Mudokon: "This one is empty." Abe slaps his forhead. Take3: Mudokon drinks the bottle. Mudokon: "I really need to pee!" He runs offscreen. Not long after there is a toilet flush. When he comes back there is toilet paper on his foot. Take4: Mudokon takes one look at the brew then says "I can't drink this! I have a doctor's note!" Take5: The scene goes right until the flying slig come. Abe forgets to jump and the slig bumps into him. Not long after a faint splat is heard. Take6: The slig's harness breaks. Slig: "Mayday! Mayday!" Finished. |
xD Funny.
In AO when Bigface is gonna give Abe the paramite scar. Abe: "maybe you should take of that mask so you can see what you're doing." Bigface: "no way! you're just using that as an excuse so you can see my face." Abe: "no seriously!" Bigface: "ok ready?" Lightining then shoots in Abe's eyes. Abe: "AHHH!!! MY EYES!!" Bigface starts to slowly walk away. I have no idea where that came from..I can't think today. v_v |
Uh huh. My turn.
Good ending in MO: "C'mon Abe!" Munch yells at Abe as Abe tries to continue to possess Lulu. He lets go, and feels that his head hurts. Trying one more time, Abe's head bursts. Introduction in AE: Abe speaks. "This is Necrum. Long ago, the Mudokons brought their dead here. But that was before they started stealing our bones." Blind Mudokon turns around, walks into tracks, and gets smashed by running train. I tried my best. |
Aw poor Abe. That makes me wanna watch the good ending even though I hate Munch. ._.
Haha stupid blind Mudokons. xD |
Good ending of AO:
Take1: Molluk comes in. After opening the hatch to the spinning thing it reveals not a fan but a bunch of balloons and Molluk says: "April fools!" Take2: Mullok: "I was just kidding. Sheesh some people can't take a joke." Take3: The slig pulls the lever but Abe doesn't fall in. The slig pulls it again but harder and nothing happens. Then the slig pulls it even harder and then it snaps sending the slig plummeting and Abe shoots straight through the ceiling. Mullok gets shocked by the lightning and BigFace comes in with a confused expression. Good ending of AE: Take1: When the glukkon turns around he has a goofy moustache and glasses on. Take2: The Brewmaster turns around and says: "Be more careful you stupid employes!" Good ending of MO: Take1: Abe: "Now we get your caviar." Munch nods his head like he is supposed to but then stops and says: "What?" Take2: Abe "Now we get your fish sticks." Munch gives Abe the hairy eyeball. Take3: BigFace walks in and asks: "What do I do in this scene?' Depanting scene in SW: Take1: Caste Raider picks up the notes and reveales that it's a playboy magazine. Take2: Caste Raider doesn't notice the notes. He steps on them and slips. Scene in AO where Abe gets a handscar: Take1: Abe: "Father please help me!" Darth Vader shows up and is about to pick up BigFace when he says: "Wait a minute?!" Take2: BigFace shoots the lightning in the opposite direction. Abe: "Next time take off the mask". Take3: Same as before only a scrab walks by and gets a scar on it's leg. Take4: The same scrab gets another scar and becomes... not the shrykull but Abe! Not too good but I love making these. Edit: An extra!!! Scene in AE where the mudokons drink brew: Take1: Mudokon pushes button twice and a huge brew bottle flies out and rams the mudokon. Take2: The mudokon pushes the button twice and a short message says that he needs to insert moolah. Take3: The mudokon misses the button and breaks the machine. Mudokon: "Oops!" Take4: The mudokon doesn't push it down hard enough. He tries again but it just make all 99 of the brew bottles pop out and start shooting through the dispensor hole like a machine gun. Abe: "Take cover!" Take5: The mudokon holds down the button and the machine swells and blows up. Take6: The mudokon is about to press the button when he sees it's empty. |
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