Lucy In The Field With Flowers...
REAL Bionic Arm All I can say is "Wow". I can't believe they finally made one!
Bad Art The Museum of Bad Art Holy shit, this is bad art. ........... Why isn't any work by Thomas Kinkade in these galleries? He's terrible! |
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All Zelda fans must see this...
http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=98 It's the first-ever Zelda commercial, and boy, is it ever intense. |
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http://www.houseofnames.com/ |
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It's not the marvel over the graphics that we would call crap, it's just the pathetic attempt at hiphop by dorky white boys. As for me, I bust these lyrics like there's no tomorrow! ;) |
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I was being sarcastic. You actually thought I believed that you would dig Misdemeanor?
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No, which is why I asked the question :).
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Godless stop making silly comments in stupid hobo and go write some stuff in the eve online thread or something.
I really need to add some more pictures to that actually. Hmm. www.eatpoo.com |
I just filmed this tonight: http://www.ronsound.com/ann/ (Viewer discretion advised: Contains vice principals in cheerleading outfits and annoying girls standing behind me screeching).
Enjoy and be disturbed... |
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http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html
A comic I stumbled across and absolutely must share with everyone. I wish, I wish, I wish I could take credit for this. But I can't. Oldest comics at the bottom of the list. Read, love, and enjoy. |
A good site for mini games is this.www.onemorelevel.com
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/watch.htmwatch this http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm the end of zee world http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/backstreet.htm the backstreet boys are gay http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/star.htm the star wars gansta rap |
http://kabutroid.com
If you like metroid you will love this.There are archives so you can see the very first one. It also has links to popular webcomics like bob and george. |
The Ultimate Flame Letter
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good. |
George Bernard Shaw and Oscar Wilde are both applauding your cutting and witty riposte in Drunkard's Heaven. Also, that post does not belong in stupid hobo unless you add a link to the site where this bilge was quite obviously automatically generated. And to round off today's news bulletin, I have no idea why my text is bold, but the stupid fucking thing won't let me change it. Over to Sally for the weather. |
My community :cheer:.
As of the census2 of 2000, there are 194 people, 76 households, and 52 families residing in the borough. The population density is 241.6/km² (623.1/mi²). There are 83 housing units at an average density of 103.4/km² (266.6/mi²). The racial makeup of the borough is 100.00% White, 0.00% African American, 0.00% Native American, 0.00% Asian, 0.00% Pacific Islander, 0.00% from other races, and 0.00% from two or more races. 0.00% of the population are Hispanic or Latino of any race. There are 76 households out of which 30.3% have children under the age of 18 living with them, 57.9% are married couples living together, 10.5% have a female householder with no husband present, and 30.3% are non-families. 27.6% of all households are made up of individuals and 15.8% have someone living alone who is 65 years of age or older. The average household size is 2.55 and the average family size is 3.15. In the borough the population is spread out with 25.3% under the age of 18, 3.1% from 18 to 24, 27.8% from 25 to 44, 26.8% from 45 to 64, and 17.0% who are 65 years of age or older. The median age is 41 years. For every 100 females there are 108.6 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there are 95.9 males. The median income for a household in the borough is $35,000, and the median income for a family is $45,000. Males have a median income of $30,208 versus $16,000 for females. The per capita income for the borough is $14,232. 14.9% of the population and 11.1% of families are below the poverty line. Out of the total population, 27.3% of those under the age of 18 and 0.0% of those 65 and older are living below the poverty line. |
LINKS! POST LINKS! YOU USELESS FUCKING IDIOTS!
Why has everyone just given up posting links? Please post links! If you make a post with generated information from a website, POST THE SITE. Jesus. |
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Clickify.
This isn't really stupid shit at all, but it doesn't exactly warrant a thread. And also: Clickify: Firmware Update 2.0 (Prevents homebrew) Jerry Jackson is so David Firth, but JJ cartoons are rather amusing. Omguh! Lamau! Lollylops! |
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/archives-aut03.php
The origin of my signature. Very funny little comics - I think the author just writes them whenever they come into his head. |
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/avocado.php The fifth Avocado^ My fave cartoon :) |
A divine quiz based off one of my favorite religious texts
Here are my results :p The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very High Level 2 | Low Level 3 | Moderate Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low Level 7 | Low Level 8- the Malebolge | Low Level 9 - Cocytus | Low |
Wrathful and gloomy, eh? I'm so emo. :p
Honestly though, I'm not THAT mean. I'm going to pretend that my results said Purgatory. Just because. Yeah. Take that, crazy quiz. You know, I took this test a LONG LONG time ago, and my most likely results were the Second Layer (Lustful) and the Sixth Layer (Heretics). Just goes to show how much I've changed in the past few years. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test |
Meh...
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test |
Yeah! Damnation! w00t!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | Low Level 4 | Low Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | Very High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv ....Can't say that wasn't expected.... |
Get ready to spend eternity in a frozen lake, Ann! As for me, I get to hang out with a bunch of philosophers. That doesn't sound so bad...
Whenever someone says, "that'll happen when Hell freezes over!" I am like, "it's already happened!" Some pics of your afterlife |
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What can I say? Somehow, I don't think many people would score 'good heaven points' on this forum. :p :
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8th level of Hell. I should probably stop with the bad stuff...
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test Hooray, 5th level of hell for me! But since when have I lived a cruel and vindictive life? Oh well, I guess that'll be starting soon. |
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test This is really fncking surprising for me, a devout atheist. |
I was banished to the fifth level of Hell... O.o Charming...
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test |
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Test Woot. I rock, I'm not evil, just blasphemous and religion denouncing. |
Shii's Song
Sooo beautiful! You can download the original song Here. Tiny Plaid Ninjas Episode 3 Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay? I'd kill for an MP3 of this song. And for those of you that are HomeStar Runner and Strong Bad fans.... TEEN GIRL SQUAD TENTHENNIAL EXTRAVAGANZA! In 24 Great-Smelling Colors!!!! (Actually, 43 colors, but, meh....) |
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Test Bah. |
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test Awesome. |
http://college.big-boys.com/articles/swallow.html
It's not what you think it is, click it and find out. |