What if one of those conditions is no sexual contact whatsoever throughout the entirety of your relationship?

Then you simply say no.

So... there's a guy on Youtube who does nothing but this.

lol @$$ man,he is in love with his behind as it seams

Erm... did you have your speakers turned on?

hm no,they were almost at 0 cuz i didnt want anybody to hear what is this guy saying

It's not what he's saying that's the problem...

pffft, exactly.
~future Scraby

Nah, he probably would have spelt his name properly. Oh God I'm not watching it

Some people are such prudes.

I watched that vid, and it isn't only the farts that are gross, look at the comments from his channel or something. "Ooh, i'd love to smell ur ass, use tight jeans next time" < Now THAT is weird.

yep, at least now i sound less weird/creepy....
i actually just puked when i began looking at some comments.

You really, really don't seem less weird and creepy by comparison.

I could've lived happily without you introducing me to the completely ludicrous and absurd world of voraphilia. It's one of those fetishes you can hardly even make fun of, because its subject matter isn't that hilarious (or at least as hilarious as other paraphilias).

something u didn't notice is that u r judging me based on a fetish, which is wrong, it's kinda racist, that kinda like judging someone based on their religion or race, if u r gonna judge me at least do it right...

We're judging you on your expression of said fetish.

Unless you're a jew, right? 'Cause they're just fucking evil.

Fake Jews, OANST. Please...

i am no racist...
u can safely call me FakeJew-o-phobic.

a==¬a

To be fair, I also have a strong dislike of fake Jews.

You mean like Jews that are gay and atheist?

Or ones that wear fake tan and rubber noses?

Well, many people probably find this so called vore disgusting, but it isn't judging you actually, more of judging the fetish and why do you bring up religion and racism so often? If I say "You're gross!" to a pedophile does that make me racist? Damn.

There's a Bar Mitzvah in my pants and Jew are invited.

It makes you dumb.

There's a huge difference between pedophiles and child molesters.

good thing u warned me,i didnt put the speakers on

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To be fair, pedophiles are pretty gross, regardless of whether or not they've acted on it. I don't want to imprison them or limit their freedoms in any way, but they're still gross.

look, i said u judged me not the fetish because u said I am creepy and not VORE...
and if u look close enough, i stopped bringing it up a few posts ago, now i only bring it up because someone wants to argue about it, i like it, y should anyone try to change it as long as i don't act on it and as long as i don't mention it alot...?

BUT YOU DO MENTION IT A LOT

YOU'VE ALWAYS MENTIONED IT A LOT

YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY PERIODICALLY TO MENTION IT A LOT

YOU MENTION IT A LOT IN RELATION TO STRIKE WITCH, THAT USED TO BE FUNNY BUT NOW IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

STOP MENTIONING IT

STOP

Yes, stop/