A: You did. Remember?

Q: Does that Greeter's smile make ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

A: No.


Q: Should it?

A: Yes. Very much so.

Q: Why not?

A: Because you told me it's illegal or are gonna deny that too!?!?!?;)


Q:Is it Not Easy Been Cheesy?

You being cheesy would make me a little more suspiscious that you are one of those health videos kids, who act pretty cheesy.

Does Superman speak Spanish every now and then?

A: Why of course he does. Otherwise, he couldn't communicate with the Spaniards that would happen to get into trouble.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Well, let's find out. One, two, three, four, *chomp*. How many does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, the world may never know.

Is the man on a moon's girlfriend on Earth?

Yes she is at my house right now.:rolleyes:


How do you like your subway?:spin:

A: Toasted. With onions.

Q: Does television poison our minds?

Only if you're watching MTV.

Have you ever tried to hold an iron bar with -5 fingers?

A: Only this one time, but that ended badly...

Q: What illegal activities are you performing?

Wha-!? Their Illegal?! Well... um, I'm not selling Marijuana... OR smoking it Offi-smuggle! I mean uh.... um.... nothing.




Would the world be more peaceful if G.W.B. sold his private stock of weed to the nations around the world?

For all weed lovers, yeesh.

Will I start bleeding if I smashed my head into my desk a few hundred times?

A: Yeah, but you'll be too dead to notice.

Q: Why does my mouse always move in the wrong direction?

Because it is retarded.

Isn't it so cool that I changed my avi again?

A: Sure is. And I bet you'll have a new one next week ;).

Q: Why did you call my mouse retarded?

:lol: HAHAhahaha:lol:
Because you wanna do this to it |:compmad:

Will I be remembered?

For a mouse-hater, yes.

Will the world cease to exist when Snuzi finds out tacos are made with cucumbers?

Sh! Don't tell him that. He might cause a chain reaction and blow up earth!




If the Government is just a huge thing for conspirators, what the hell is Wal-Mart doing?
(Man, we need more people to play...)

A: Rolling back prices.

Q: Why does Harry Potter look and act so whiney?

OT: Definitely. There are only about five or six of us participating.

Because he's the main character of a young adults book. If it were an adults book, he'd look and act mysterious, and if it were to be a young children's book he'd act and look annoying.... Well... more annoying.

Why didn't Arxryl ask a question?

He was too busy trying to figure out if Harry is indeed annoying in his books.

If George W. Bush gave America to her daughters, what kind of things will happen?

A: Imagine The Simple Life, but real.

Q: Why do people continue asking questions concerning George W. Bush?

I said because I couldn't think of anything else. Ask MoxCo.

Google or Ask.com?

Crap! I forgot to ask a stupid question! (and nearly forgot to answer one. ;))

A: Google, duh.... but secretly I use Yahoo...


Why do celebrities act like they are mentally retarded?

Because they feel inspired by politicians.

Does a Joey (the kangeroo) secretly have the name Bob?

A: Secretly, he does. But don't tell anyone.

Q: Why does my dog resemble a cow?

Better check its bottom if I were you....

Are yo momma jokes really insulting?

A: Not in the least.

Q: Do you like movies about gladiators?