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Abe to other mudokons: Stay here and don't go anywhere. Make sure you don't throw any rocks at those bombs over there. he then walks off. in a few minutes he comes back and he sees one mudokon asleep and another covered in ashes and soot and little fragments of bomb on him. He is also wearing a shirt that says "I didn't do it" Abe stares at him. Mudokon: What?! |
During the auction scene;
Lulu:Three million moolah! Suddenly, a mysterious person saws his way out of the floor and takes a seat. Just when Headley is about to call the auction, he reveals himself and shouts; Phillip J. Fry: One jillion dollars! Headley:Sir, that's neither a currency nor number. Now, if no one else is here, let's give a warm congratulations to L.. ahh, my throat.." Suddenly, another man bursts in ala Aragorn through the doors of the auction room. He talks to a Glukkon nearby; Peter Griffin(Whispering): Okay, so what kind of currency do you use here Glukkon(Whispering): : Moolah Peter Griffin(Whispering): Okay. Headley: As I said, let's give a warm congratulations to Lul.." Peter Griffin (Loudly): One hundred million Moolah! Peter is shot in the back. A new man steps up; Dr Evil: One billion, million, fafillion, shabolubalu million illion yillion...yen! |
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The scene in MO where Lulu is riding the airship to Vykker's labs.
Lulu suddenly jumps over the bars and yells "BUNGEE!" and as he falls, his clothes fall off and all you see is a Glukkon's body flailing in the air, the guard Sligs decide this is an enemy airship and they start to shoot Lulu. |
heh. these are pretty funny guys!
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Haha, nice one! :D
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Thank you. The bidding lines aren't by me, they are taken from "A Fishful of Dollars", "Peter Peter Caviar Eater", and "Goldmember" respectively. The Aragorn thing is from the LOTR:TTT trailer.
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Whoa, this thread has been going on for quite a while. There are some really good bloopers that made me laugh xD. I think I have a couple, but there probly not that good...
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Woah, dude post em! We won't laugh at how rubbish they may be, not saying they are! People might be waiting for them, post em!
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Ok then, here goes-
At the end of MO, the auction scene. Vykker: Going once... Going twi- *a mudokon comes running in*: I OBJECT!!.... -Oh wait *Looks at script* Heh, wrong scene. ---- SW- when stranger is running through the bridge, and the two outlaws(with rockets) are firing at him, strangers hat comes flying off, and gets destroyed in the explosion. Lorne: Cut! That’s the 17th hat this week!! I know, there pretty bad xD |
No, they're pretty good, and I'm not just saying that, but try to make them longer if you make more! Well done ;)
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:lol:Those are pretty funny, Oddie:lol:
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Well, your bloopers made me grin. So it is funny. :)
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I got another one, it's pretty crap, but hey!
The scene where Stranger is talking to Sekto on the phone. Stranger: Hello, can I order chinese? Sekto: What the hell...? Stranger: Oh, this is Sekto right? Sekto: No... It's Pizza Hut ya Schmuck! Stranger: Right... Do you do egg fried rice? Lorne: Stranger... It aint funny no more... |
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Yes, that was funny, Jordan_Boi! :D
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heh heh. these are funny... see? this is what happens when you post even remotely funny things here! you lighten someone's day!
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Scene where Abe sees the moon. Abe: " And I saw that the moon, looked like my paw" *Holds up hand, but the moon is covered by clouds.* Lorne: Cut! What genius decided to do this scene on a coudy night! Same scene Abe: And I saw that the moon, looked like my *cliff crumbles early* WAGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *Heavy thud below* Lorne:......OK, line up the Abe doubles! Yeah crap as my other ones I know but ah, what the hey! |
Heh. those were pretty funny for being crap!
AO: getting tatoos: Abe: And a mark on each hand... Big face: You are a marked man, Abraham Lure... Abe: now that was just lame. and my name is Abe. that's what it says in the script. Lorne: What? Abe! that's my job! Another 3 second thinker... |
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I got one: (Scene, Scrab Jumping on it's prey.) Ok, Scrabby... All you have to do in this scene is knock Abe down and jump on him, kinda like a dance, alright? Action! The Scrab runs at Abe and knocks him over, the Scrab walks over him and does the MJ dance. NOT THAT KIND OF DANCE! |
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I dont think it was that bad, It made me laugh :) :
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That would be funny if it happened in the game xD |
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Ahaha, this was funny! :D:D |
After lengthy discussion amongst all three moderators of General Discussion, we have decided this topic belongs to that creative forum I can’t remember the name of. Fan Corner, I think it is.
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Abe's Odyssey Bloopers/Outtakes
Hello, everyone. I usually write bloopers to videogames I've played, cartoons or tv shows or movies I've watched or books or comics I've read. Well, it depends if people want to see bloopers or not. I will probably write bloopers for all 3 Oddworld games I've played (Abe's Odyssey, Abe's Exoddus and Munch's Odyssey). These AO bloopers will either be a one-off or a series. Note, there will be mild language in this and mild violence. Now...let the bloopers begin:
(Abe is seen reading a script) Abe: The acting went well, the actors were lovely to work with and we all get everything done in one take...(Looks at the director and tears the script in half) This is (Censored)! Director: Now now, Abe. As you're the first protaganist of the Oddworld game, you're presenting the making of 'Oddworld, Abe's Odyssey'. Now get on with it (Walks off) Abe: What he doesn't know...is that I've got a blooper tape, proving that the acting was not as easy as it looked...want to see it? You do? Then let's see it! (He puts the tape in and presses the play button) *Tape Starts* *The Beginning* (Rupture Farms stuff) Abe: This is Rupture Farms. They say it's the biggest meat processing planet- Director: Planet?! You're meant to say 'plant'! (Everyone cracks up) Director: CUT!! *Take 2* Abe: This is Rupture farms, they say it's the biggest meat-(Cracks up). It sounds so filthy! (Continues laughing) Director: Stupid aliens and their dirty minds... *Take 3* Abe: This is Rupture Farms...they say....they say...(Falls asleep) Ray: Kind of reminds me of the almighty raisin...(Chuckles) Director: Shut up, Ray! (In case you want to know, Ray is the one helping Abe show the bloopers) *Take 4* Abe: This is Mullock's Meat Factory. It went well but then Mullock had to close it down because he was worried about people stealing his work. Now no one ever goes in and no one ever comes out Director: I'll ignore that 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' reference...now then...CUT!!! And stick to your scripts. *Take 5* (Abe's voice comes out really well when he speaks) Abe: This is Rupture Farms...they say it's the biggest- Director: CUT! Someone turn those microphones down. Let's just work on a later scene.... *Tied up* (Abe is seen bound) Abe: That's me...my name is Abe. I was Employee of the Year...now I'm dead meat Ray: That line is so corny! Director: Keep your comments to yourself, Ray! Cut! *Take 2* (Abe is seen bound) Ray: Ooh...(Censored) (Abe cracks up laughing his head off) Director: (Angry) *Take 3* Abe: That's me...my name is Abe. I was Employee of the Year..now I'm dead meat... Director: Good Camera-Man: Um...you're meant to say...'cut and print'... Director: OH FIDDLESTICKS!!! *Cliff-fall* (Abe falls down the cliff and lands on his head. We hear a cracking sound) Abe: (Screams) ARGH!! MY NECK!! Director: Oh (censored)! Cut! And someone get a medic for Abe! *Take 2* (Abe is lying on the ground) Abe: Then some Big-Face appeared...(Big Face comes out of the light and-) Ray: BIG-FACE! XD!! (She runs up to him and hugs him) Big-Face: Nothing more to do but...(Hugs Ray back) Director: (Growls) *Take 3* (Big-Face lifts Abe up with magic) Ray: Hang on, what special effect is that? Big-Face: Abe is in a hypnotic trance for this scene...making him float.... Ray: Ooh... Big-Face: Watch this...Abe, you are not wearing anything... Abe: Eek! Ray: (Laughs) Director: You can shut up now, Ray... *Take 4* (Abe gets up and runs into the Mosaic Line area) Big-Face: (Takes his mask off and has a British Accent and body markings all ove his face with long flowing feather-like hair) Ah yes, that's perfect. Cheerio... Director: You do realise...that the camera was still rolling...don't you? Big-Face: (Sweatdrops) Uh...no Director: ARGH!! *Take 5* (Abe gets up and starts to run into the Mosaic Line area) Abe: But before I forget. I must do this (He moons the Director and farts at him. Everyone ends up laughing, except the Director) Director: (Getting very angry) Cut! *Take 6* (Abe runs towards the Mosaic Line area and runs into the door, banging his head) Abe: Who put that there!? (The Director laughs in a crazy way) Everyone: o_O *Take 7* (Abe runs toward the Mosaic Line area. Big-Face is just standing there) Big-Face: What am I meant to do? Director: If you stayed still and kept your (censored) mouth shut, then we could edit you out so you are not seen when Abe is awakening... Big-Face: Oh...sorry... *Power* Abe: Scars complete, the spirits took form...now my chant had power...(He turns into Shykrull. But when he turns back, he looks traumatised)...I think I've given myself fright for life... Director: (Glares) Abe: Don't hurt me! (Runs away) *Take 2* Abe: Scars complete, the spirits took....I CAN'T DO IT (Runs off) Director: Get back here!! You need to do it! *Take 3* Abe: Scars complete, the spirits took form...now my chant had power...(He turns into Shykrull and chases after the Director) Director: ARGH!! (Runs for it with Shykrull giving chase) *Yummy* Abe: We still made Paramite Pies (Rubs his belly and goes 'mmmmm') Ray: You look so cute when you do that, Abe Abe: Aw thanks ^.^ Director: I hate all of you, you know that! *Take 2* Abe: And we made some good Scrab Cakes too (Rubs his hands togethor with glee) Everyone: Awwww... Abe: (Blushes) *Tape Ends* Abe: Yes, people find me cute and Big-Face has some nice fans too...if you include Ray...well...that's the tape...I'll see you all later Well, that's the bloopers for now. I hope you like that. |
Well... These are very... interesting! You know there is a thread like this where you can post em, which can be found here: http://www.oddworldforums.net/showth...hlight=blooper
But they are still pretty good all the same, and you are new, but in future use the search tool! |