Some people have a fetish for having sex in public places.

Personally I'd never have sex in a public place. I always have sex in warm places, so in bed (or on a sofa;)) is the best place for me.

My girlfriend has fun with herself alot when I'm not around haha....... don't tell her I said that she would kill me!!!

So basically she likes to play with herself when you're not around but doesn't if you're there. Maybe she's dropping hints. Maybe it's her way of saying 'you can't satisfy me, so I have to finger myself.'

Uhm... Yea, I don't think thats by definition a GOOD thing...

It's just something guys can do for pleasure. Does it really matter if they do it or not? A lot of guys would be embarassed about it, I imagine. I know if some random guy asked me if I wanked, the last thing I would do is give him a serious answer.

*Nods in agreement*

*Nods in agreement*

Yes. Somewhere warm and comfy is good. So. Your bed or mine? ;)

Firstly, this is bad. Get in there yourself, be it penis, hand, tongue or any other part of your body. Secondly, how the fook am I going to tell her, Idiot. I know neither you or her. (I know you were joking, but the joke was sufficiently bad enough to annoy me.)

Neither darling. Used is ordering us a custom-made superbed ;). Until then I guess it'll be the normal bed. Or the table. Or the sofa. Or the counter...

*Seductive voice* Whatever you like wherever you want it honey :p.

Velvet or satin?

Now to discuss the matter of what room to put it in...

Do any of you use sex toys or anythang like that? I heard some naughty (but hotty!) female executives use them in boring boardmeetings.

And what is your opinion on hookah's? Gross...

At the risk of being given a caution for going offtopic; don't you just love nodding to the music you're listening to in say, your headphones, when someone's asking a question and would preferably want a "yes"? And even though they think they've just been given one, you were actually just nodding to the rythem... So that later when they ask about it you can just say "I was nodding to the rythem of the music, and couldn't hear a fucking word you were saying". :D

*raises hand in a Dipstikk-type way*

ooooooo! Me! Me!

*takes deep breath to answer*

I'm 13 for god's sake! You think I actually would!?


...yes

It's very, very seldom that I jerk off. Something like once every six months. But then I have a woman to spill my filthy seed in so I guess I don't count.

Why wouldn't you give someone an answer? My answer is an utterly deadpanned "Twice a day".

Twice a day!
I'm not saying it's wrong to do it, but twice a day!
Isn't that a little much?

Well, actually for me, whenever I can get away with it

i.e. the shower, when nobody is home, etc.

It kinda relieves some tension, because most of the girls at school wear the craziest clothes ;)

Dito, but even when peeps are at home. Thank god for bathrooms and locks!

Wow, this thread lives after 4 months inactivity(!)

I haven't changed, I still jack off, but now to thoughts of my girlfriend.

How very loyal of you. Surely masturbation should be the one time a man is free to stretch his imagination?

I call it Imasturnation!

I still think that's kinda sweet. :)

- Rexy

It's the ONLY time a man can do that. If you do it at any other times, you get a whack in the head by your girl :P.

Havoc, you have got to stop doing that while other people are present. I would have whacked you, too. And noooooo. Not in that way. Sicko.

O.O... twas a joke... O.o

So twas mine.

Aw, I was getting excited there. ;) [Joke too.]

- Rexy

Yay for joking being so anoying to understand on the internet XD.

Now I'm annoying?!!???!!

I f'ing hate you.

Just try to decipher whether or not I was joking. Try and fail.

You're joking...

I hope :P

I think you guys are moving on a joke a little to far ;) *phychiatrist voice* So Havok, how does that make you feel

Ditto AlphaScrab ;) again

The whole point of the Twice a Day thing is just to gauge a reaction. Twice a day is quite a lot, but I'm not going to be harsh on anybody if they do. Its better than sexually assaulting people if your libido is that strong.
Also, Jilling off needs to be popularized.

=/

I just don't get it. Why would it ever be okay to have lusty type thoughts for someone else (real or fictional) when in a loving relationship? If one shouldn't have romantic/loving feelings for someone else, how could it possibly be acceptable to have intimate, sexual feelings? Quite honestly, I think it's pathetic, and used by guys as a means of justification for their poor will-power. I believe in being committed both in heart, mind, and body. If a couple is lacking any of the three, I find it hard to imagine the relationship being fully satisfying.

But anyway, believe what you want. Meh.

So you never even look at another guy whilst you're in a relationship? Masturbation is not about romantic/loving feelings. It's about imagining 'what if?' which I don't think is any problem.

But probably only a guy would get that.