...he lost his eyeball from his socket, then he...
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...ate it, he thoght it was delicous, so he ate the other one too, and he...
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...got sick and barfed in a tube. When his owner went down the tube looking for him, he landed in a pile of stinky dog barf, he then said...
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...i landed in a pile of stinky dog barf, he then said...
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...YUM! Tastes likes chicken! then he...
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...threw a rock at the dog, the dog fell into the tube, it was actally a meat grinder, so...
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...they all had dog meat rinds for the next three thousand years. They then started a new religion, titled...
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...Yo-yo land! where they all...
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... Lived happely, untill they start realising that they didn't start a region, but a religion. Realising this they decided that they...
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...must sacrifice one person in their tribe and...
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...they did! the sacrifice was pleased cuz...
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...they thought it was fun and they did it as a hobbie, then...
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It got too boring for them so they thought up a new hobbie, it was...
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juggling knifes! They started juggling guns too! But someone accidently pulled the trigger and...
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...shot someone not very important and then Mr.Freeman got his REVENGE!!!!!!! and then...
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...the local scardey cats screamed, 'NOT MR. FREEMAN! AGAIN!'. Once he had his revenge, he returned to the sacred well, and...
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...he had another lunchable again, but now it was those CHIcKEN DUNKS!!! He then...
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Had a bad case of the craps to treat this he...
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...changed it to the bad case of measle, to treat THIS he...
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...had to find the almighty raisin, and...
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Kick him a few times mainly because...
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...the almighty was asleep and didn't wake up, he then...
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Walked away, He didnt see a cliff infront of him and...
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...fell to his doom, then the poor villagers had a happy feats! then...
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a bomb fell onto the earth, forcing everyone into space, they all crashed into....
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...bill gates stomach! They all saw that he was made of computer parts himself! They then...
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sent a virus to apple, causing...
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...the whole world's trade to plummet. This then made...
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dark green aliens to create war on....
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...the most boring place on the earth, I dare not say it because it is so boring, when I say it your head will explode, but here it goes! !@#$%^&*! So then....
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