....he was made into a sandwitch, but the tapeworms spit him out cus' he tasted like ccrap. Instead the tapeworms decided to torture George with.....

...tomatos! Yes tomatos. They threw the tomatos at him and cussed George out in tapewormiean!(The languge of the tapeworms) Then they stepped on him over and over again until he was a pile of goo on the floor. SO then George...

was eaten by John the cow and never seen again to the joy of all star wars fans. Later at Johns mansion (remember that while inhabiting Michael Jacksons body he made a lot of money) He decided to order a call girl. She came over and he called her and then she left. Later...

...he exploded! I don't know why, he just did. So JTCC 90 yelled for...

....a bodyguard cus' he was tired of dying. So he hired a one-nostriled bodyguard named Vlad. Vlad was....

...recovered at the local pound nights before because he had gotten drunk while parading around in a St. Bernard costume. He still likes fire hydrants and always lifts his hind leg to...

...show the hydrant its butt! Anyway, Vlad did a very bad job at protecting John, cus later when he dressed up as a dog, he ripped of Johns head! So they arested Vlad, and JTCC 89came to live in JTCC 90's appartment, so he...

..smoked crack all the livelong day seeing as he knew his imminent death was unavoidable he figured he might as well have fun. Later that night he went to the bathroom. later than that he played catch with a dead goldfish named slippy pants. Still later he....

....lived. "Hmmmm, I thought I would've been killed off by now," John the clone cow #98 thought as he was writting a letter to Britney Spears. He then licked the envelope and accidently got a paper cut on his tounge. It then got infected really bad and swelled up to ten times it's normal size and....

...the papercut on his tounge ate him! He's gone now, bu nobody can find is tounge. Anyway, now that JTCC #89 was gone, JTCC #88 was now active. He decided that he hated everyone and...

....especially JTCC #89's tounge! He sought for vegance against the tounge but instead....

...met Sam the pigs butt! So he stepped on it, and the butt of Sam the Pig ate him! So JTCC # 87 decided that he'd...

..change his name to Monsieur Gabbito. He was very happy with his new name, and the incoming flow of snails (his favourite dish) to his fron door. He also liked...

...his pet poodle for eating. His life was happy, until fate decided that eve though he changed him name, he was a JTCC at heart. So Monsieur Gabbito was walking down the street, and was singing "Who let the dogs out" when he was...

attacked by the massive tapeworms which...

....turned into evil gopher democrats that....

...went to war over oil just like...

....Tony Blair. After this John decided to rape a squirrel. He then contracted so many diseases that he....

my mums dead man, thats harsh.

and old and not so tasty apologized to ferill for sying that, meanwhile

I do apologise for that. It was not meant as a strike at your mother but it also isn't my place to bring up memories that you would rather not have brought up. Please forgive my ignorance.

.....had some named after him! Some of the names were...

...Alganon, Belvadeer, Porthos, Aramis, D'Artagnan and a really weird name which was...

......translated as "You're going to drop dead," in spanish. Then, the CDC locked John up into a....

thats okay, it happens alot unfortunetally.

...sardine can! Oh no, there was no chance of escape. Wait a minute! He looked into his back pocket and found a...

.....lightsaber! He was so crammped in that sardine can though, he accidently cut himself in half when he turned it on.:fuzsad: Then, John the clone cow #86.....

...wanted some Mexican food! So he went to the best Mexican food resturant in town, and he ate so much that he exploded! So JTCC #85...

....thought he might as well do some good with his short lifespan, so he decided to....

...sit down with a fly and talk philosophy so the fly (named bob)...

....got John to invest with him in the stock market and shortly thereafter they lost all their money and not to mention their....

...dignity. John had just found out that he had invested in beef futures. His poor comrades, would these fellow cows ever forgive him now? "Damn you fly!" said John. And with one swift movement from his hoof John...

.....gave that pesky fly the cow form of the finger! Anyway, all cows were mad at John for investing in the beef market, so they.....

...all joined together and formed the KJTC association. Kill John The Cow was worried about this, as he also had innocent clones of himself out there now in danger. There was only one thing for him to do. He...

.....cloned the clones until he had 10,000 of them. Then he acctivated them all and went to battle against the Kill John The Cow Association. With swords and and laughing gas bombs in hand, John and his clones...

...gassed themselves all to death. Not one John The Cow remained. Little did anyone know, this was all the Fly's evil-doing. He had always hated John The Cow, because just last year he...

.....caught John sleeping with his girlfriend! Now Mr. fly wants his revenge on all who associated with John the cow. "Everyone must suffer!" he screams in his squeaky fly voice before bedtime and after....

...getting stuck in a web he...

...had all the time in the world to formulate his new plans. If only Fly hadn't escaped from the spider's web, who know what JTC and all the other clones would be doing right now. Saving the earth? I think not. "But what to do now?" says Fly. I know, it's time for me to plot another revenge on those people down at the...

.....pub! They make fun of Mr. fly every time he askd for a bloody beer! Now that he escpaed the web, he went to the pub and poisoned the....