I keep thinking one is actually on me *.*

Joke Thread

Painfully.

In other biological trivia, here's a relative-scale image of the Paradoxical Frog.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mG3e2U-roe...s_paradoxa.jpg

In a rather insectoid approach to metamorphosis, the tadpole pre-consumes enough nutrients to fuel a practically instantaneous transformation into a frog - becoming up to three times the size of its adult form in the process.

WHERE IN THE GRAND FUCK IS JESSICA RABBIT?

that's goddamn bullshit. i'm disappointed, so disappointed. who's the artist? what's their address? don't they realize how much sexy JR would add to that picture?

ah, yes. Jessica Rabbit. the first cartoon character to give me a hard on when i was a kid.

Well maybe if it had a central nervous system.

E:I just noticed that the bottom left is Link from a Link to the Past. And there's that coked-out Nesquick cereal rabbit. And the blue and green one in the mid-left is from Legend of Mana. And on the right is that half robot half rabbit chick from the Sonic archie comics. And there's a Digimon on the left but they got the colours backwards I think. It digieveleovleevolves into also a rabbit but with gun hands.

This is fun. Someone post the robot one, I'm a fucking pro at the robot one.

For me that was Daffy Duck. I think it was the sailor outfit that did it for me.

probably the lisp, you gay.

That's an animal you sick fuck! Rabbit fucker, rabbit fucker!

It has your eyes, BM if any

Jessica Rabbit wasn't a rabbit, sillies. That was her married name.

So, I know ya fuckers like Adventure Time and Flying Lotus just released a music he made for the show WITH a completely free episode. Enjoy ladies and lads:


http://www.mediafire.com/?4gzflsbywxrmkme

Haha, I just realized I can go out and buy a bunch of things to input into my body and then watch adventure time! Thanks, government handout!



And here's a 200,000 piece lego city.

good point. i never thought of it like that. i knew she wasn't really meant to be a rabbit, but i never thought it was just her married name. so, really, she's the sick fuck who's rogering Roger Rabbit the rabbit.

fucking zoophile.

Do they have any kids? No, as far as know, so that doesn't prove they...rogered...does it?

Hey, I just recognised Mr. Whiskers from Brandy and Mr. Whiskers... a show I have never watched in my life. Thanks, Beano advertising!

http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2013/04/PUNKSNOTGIF3.gif

http://gamejolt.com/games/punksnotde...88/?os=windows

I bet you were behind that, WoF.

Yes, I was indeed behind a thousand Japanese fans of a show using the most sensible way to refer to the show on twitter.

This makes so much sense.

You know, if you replace the people with Wil, Xavier and Pilot, it's pretty much exactly what I've assumed the first OddTour was like.

[QUOTE=Crashpunk;575658]http://www.thewalkingdead.com/wp-con...hewoodbury.gif[/QUOTE

FUCK YOU GUVNA!

http://www.updrafters.com/discover/

EDIT:

http://www.tickld.com/images/content/64782.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zbE2FRD.jpg

So in case any of you didn't hear, a bigwig in Microsoft went full retard last night when replying to rumours about the new Xbox and was lambasted by, of all people, a Bioware dev and Phil fucking Fish.

So yeah. Forget the emerging super economies of Brazil and India. The fucking rural states of America aren't good enough for Microsoft apparently.

This avatar doesn't look quite like Phil Fish.

Also, to this day I've never bought a vacuum cleaner or a mobile phone, so I guess that means I agree with Orthy

God dammit, why are the people who are developing the next generation of consoles all universally stupid? It looks like we have a choice between a social media box with zero backwards compatibility, and an Xbox which requires you to have a flawless (read: nonexistent) Internet connection. And it'll probably be used to kill preowned games.

And don't even get me started on the Wii-U.

PC it is then.

PC? So... like PS4?

I haven't had internet for four months because I'm a single dad, and it's a luxury I can do without to make sure my kid is clothed, and fed, and able to do the things a kid should be able to do. So now, when I do have a bit of extra cash to buy a game, I can't play it because I don't have an internet connection? No. I think not.

*laughs at OANST for being a console gamer*

Laughs at Varrok for never being flown to the Double Fine studios to hang out with Tim Schafer and Ron Gilbert.

I had to think of something.

You now have to bet on the future of Windows 8, hope that Mac becomes a viable gaming platform again, or pray that anyone will ever give a shit about Linux or Chrome OS.

I am so into the idea of the Steambox, but so concerned about Linux being a viable os platform. The upcoming generation has got to be the most confusing generation of consoles to date. I have no idea what to think at this point.

The nice thing about open-source programming is that for every 2000 people who bitch about a problem, one of them will get off their arse (if only to sit down in a different chair) and try and fix it. I think the main issue with Linux is a simple lack of interest. While Microsoft provide comparatively user-friendly options, people will go with that.

If Valve's fanbase-wang is as mighty as it appears, their box might just push Linux into the limelight long enough for people to consider using it on their PC. And the more people use it, the stronger the support base becomes, the easier it becomes for others to use it yadda yadda yadda.

Bottom line, if enough gamers use it, games companies will try harder to make their games compatible with Linux, and Linux programmers will try harder to make Linux work with games.

Again? I mean, when was it, if not now, after Steam Mac was created? Has it gotten worse?

Um... least I'm not fat.

I'm not fat either!

Anymore.

Well... You're not in Double Fine studios anymore as well.

I'll always have the memories, baby. And the blurry photos. And the nice messages they send me from time to time.

I'm still cooler. Just live with it

I'll remind myself of that tonight when I'm having sex with my girlfriend.