This topic is really really boring...

Yeah.

I want to hear about somebody's slave experiences.

I want a slave experience.

That'd be sweeeet

Get a religion.

I don't like devoting myself to an invisible father figure.

*closes thread*

I got something:

Who would you totally do on these forums...

-giggles-

Skillya_glowi, no contest.

One always seems to lead to the other for me. And, unfortunately, I really don't like being tickled.

It good :)

Tickling kinda destroys the mood for me. Maybe because I'm overly sensitive to it. Can't even have my toes licked without busting out laughing.

MagogCartel

Easily.

Next question.

Sydney.

I saw her photo on what do you look like and she is so hot =O

Well hopefully you guys wont creep her out and scare her away....


... She needs to stay long enough so I can kidnap her...

Out of any of our leagues that's for sure. Except mine... and Phylums. He is good looking. In fact, if he were of age and I was gay I'd totally add him to my list. But I like vagina.

If I was a guy and I was gay, I'd totally add Phylum to my list too....


Wait...

If you were gay it would be a pity I'm not, then.

Shut up and suck my penis, bitch!! >: (

I LOVE U PHYLUM!!!

I'm the same. Though I have never had my toes licked (and I don't want to) I'm sure I would burst out laughing if somebody did it as well.

Sex with Phylum would make me awkward.

After zipping out for coffee the next morning and coming back, he'd look at me with bearded glory before muttering, "You left?"

And then you find out you were sitting by his left side =O!!! Omg what a mindfuck!!!

Phylum's beard makes one lose their sense of direction, they whisper...

Oh so you like Phylum now? Well I see how it is, I didn't know our relationship was open. Guess this means I can see other people as well. Fine.

I like WoF too.

We have a date arranged and everything.

http://files.sharenator.com/epic_boo...-16935-580.jpg

The actual sex quota of this topic was getting a bit low...

No wonder this forum is full of gays........

Those tits look horrible.

I'm gay now.

:tard:

Welcome to the club:)

This is about sex not food. Although the two can go together.

Does sucking penis put you off of eating for a while? It seems like it would.

Only when I swallow.

we'd better listen to the mod, guys.


oh wait.




let's not.

I wasn't trying to be a mod. I just wanted to make that little joke that sex and food can go together.

hilarious.

http://www.blavish.com/wp-content/up...-9-25-2006.jpg

Never been to Blackpool then?

EDIT: 'Sweet and Sexy' :tard:

Damn! I want one of those. Only to eat!