Well, you provoked me by dissing the forum. It may be slow but it's not the shithole you make it out to be.
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Shut up and talk about sex, everyone.
I never thought I'd have to say that again. On a related topic, MeechMunchie has inspired me to change my username to 'Master of Nate'. Then, when I particularly spamnazi-ish, you can all call me 'Master of Hate'. So, I last had sex about a week or so ago. It wasn't very good. But, on the other hand, the other party was able to get me off. That doesn't always happen. |
How about "Master of Bate"? Much more appropriate, don't you think?
Oh yeah! |
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It's great Nate found me then huh.
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If you can think of it, Leto's been there. |
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It was just... boring. I felt like I had to pretend to be in to it/him.
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Oh.
What was the matter with it/him and why were you in the sitch to begin with? |
We just had nothing in common and he was a fairly dull guy. I had decided to continue seeing him and see how it went; possibly things would improve with time.
I was wrong. |
Hmm, yeah... I can sympathize with you.
I've got this guy after me now. He owns a roofing business and is by all rights a giant; standing 6'7". As the story goes, I let him in my pants one night while we were both drunk because he said he wanted to find out what it was like to touch "another guys area." Ever since then he's kinda been after me and we've gotten together on one other occasion, but thing is I don't really find him attractive so it's kind of a 'laborious' attempt to try and 'perform.' Like you, I thought it was worth a shot at continuing and he IS kind of a dull guy... but I just can't make it work for anyone I want. Plus, we have nothing in common. A couple of days ago he stopped me by the mailboxes to give me a Christmas gift, which was a large bottle of Absolut vodka. I know what he wants, so I'm just going to have to level with him. I don't know how all the sluts do it. Time doesn't make attraction grow. So that makes two of us. |
I always thought being gay made things so much easier, guess it doesn't.
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i always thought fucking tigers was easier because you never had to call them back or meet their parents, but i was wrong when one of them ripped off most of the skin on my penis.
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Maybe if you had bothered to met her parents, she would have been gentler.
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You soggy cunt, you. |
It's what you would expect, yes. At least guys can get on each other's wavelength. With a man and a woman it's always an epic struggle to understand the opposite sex.
And Leto, tigers aren't exactly the best choice to receive a blowjob from anyway. It's a bit like jerking off with sandpaper inside a meat grinder so it doesn't really hold my preference. If you would have bothered to ask me, you could have avoided such a nasty fate. |
Havoc, of course, being the expert on mouthfucking tigers.
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Never done it, but knowing what I know about them I wouldn't want to try it.
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Aren't you sad cos of it?
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I think I know why that French girl left.
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this is what's to be expected on a forum that supports a developer that doesn't tell fuck all to fuck all.
or something. |
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I HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND |
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This very quickly became; Havoc is a cunt, let's mock him. |
it's better form to veil "Havoc is a cunt" in a statement mocking him. I mean:
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Why would a man and a woman even get into a relationship were they not on the same wavelength, sex aside? Fuck. |
Reason why I'll never date.
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Oh Used:) ... You'll have someone :) You're too sweet not to.
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i've never been on a date
i've had 2 significant relationships |
I believe you.
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Hm... I've never been on a date either.
So far I only have one significant relationship... I was pretty dull now that I think of it >_< I haven't really done anything serious before Chris O_o Not that I mind ^^ |
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dating doesn't necessarily equal doing stuff to get to know people, though :)
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I've been on four dates, the first was perfect, the second was more like a fucking group endeavour, the third ended unbelievably badly and the fourth, with my second partner was pretty much a stealth date. Lots of hands crossing in secret and that.
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You guys are all so funny.
Oh, and you over-complicate things. Alcar... |
Just like the people in Oddword Discussion.
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I was never favorable enough to be part of the dating scene. Tried it once, I was miserable, and quickly realized how stupid it was.
None of the significant relationships in my life started with a date. |
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