The moon never becomes full.

I wish I could swim!

you do and you get eaten by a shark





i wish i could go to spain

You jump on your air plane, and the pilots die. The air plane lands in the water.

I wish you would just shut up!

granted, but you made your self shaddup. :D

I wish Alf shall rise. :(

He rises and demands a sacrifice, then decides you'll do.

I wish I had %100 legal, %100 free wireless internet wherever I went.

Your computer, because of such fantastic internet, gets loaded with billions and billions of viruses and trojans and all your files, private information and bank PIN are all readily available to hackers.

I wish the stupid people on here were more intelligent.

The stupid people become intelligent, yet you become stupid.

I wish I could do a split.

You hurt yourself and dislocate you legs.

I wish I could change the rules here....So those that make fun of people are banned....Bliss.

Granted. Hobo gets banned and there is great rejoicing! Yay! I don't wanna spoil this :)

I wish I could see Slayer again.

Slayer becomes a very mad guy and kills you!







I wish i will have a great village at Tribal Wars!

A greater village kills it!

:)And everytime someone makes a Zozo suicide joke, look out your window, and at that person with red eyes and a dagger in their mouth up a tree.

I wish I could get the guts to see that melting face Nazi link Patrick posted....:(But I'm just too scared to let the thing load....

You do, but your internet dies and you can't see it anyway.
P.S. It's not that bad, you wuss :p.

I wish I wasn't so tired so I could still work on my new picture of Arrack. *keeps phailing due to lack of sleep*

You fall asleep forever unless the moon is sliced in half

I wish I had the black suit of spiderman 3

Granted, although its all ragged and burnt up some how.

I wish I was in a Mario game. Like, say, New Super MAURIO BROS!!!

You are in a Mario game, but the music drives you insane, and you commit suicide.

I wish that the world was a better place.
(i don´t hope this had been posted before, i am to lazy to check all the 373 posts).

The World becomes a sadistic place where everyone will go straight to Hell!








I wish i was Abe and had all of his Powers!

And a Slig is killing you!


I wish I was a Moderator.

And you would always be banned!





I wish i was a Paramite!

You become a paramite, but get captured by Sligs and grinded up for food.

I wish some people would be on the chat. >_>

The Chat fills up too much that you can't enter anymore!






I wish i would meet Lorne Lanning For Real!

You meet Lorne Lanning and he has a heart attack in front of you.

I wish I had a good wish...

Your wish turns sooo bad until you suicide!




I wish i had Abe's Oddysee!

Abe's Oddysee goes out of stock forever!

I wish I would post in another topic.

All other topics are deleted!









I wish i had a better version of Pivot Stickfigure Animator!

Your version becomes the worst ever

I wish I was a slig

You are possesed by Abe and you kill all Sligs, then suicide!





I wish my village from Tribal Wars had all 12355 points and nobody would conquer it!

Gasp!..... :)You do, and it makes you look dumb. Mwahaha.

I wish I could see the picture of Arrack Marvak is doing.

All you can see is that picture you go insane

I wish I was a ninja

Damn, too late.

You are a ninja, but then get assassinated for your 1337 skillz.

I wish I wasn't pissed now.

You will never get pissed again!







I wish i was a Glukkon Executive!

You become one but abe destroys you and your factory

I wish I had a pizza right now

Your Pizza has poison and you die!






I wish i was able to become the Shrykull!

You do but destroy the world the universe and evrything in it

I wish I was batman

Criminals kill you!






I wish i was a little bunny!

So hungry....*eats you*

I wish I wasn't lazy enough to actually continue a fan fiction.

You get sooo lazy until you won't even want to stay alive and suicide!





I wish i could be a Hero!

Your wish isn't granted.

I wish Alex2405 would stop using the word suicide.

I say suicide for 2000000 times until you will suicide!





I wish i would be Abe and have all his Powers and Scarres!

You step on a land mine while looking at all your powers and scars.


I wish Alf will rise sooner. A decade is too long.

Alf rises and then suddenly dies!





I wish i would be a Stickman!