A: Eat a big bowl of brown and watch Telletubbies :fuzgrin: Q: :fuzcool: <<<<<<<<< |
>>>>>>>>>:fuzvamp:
if 1 train leaves chicago at 3:00 am and the other leaves new york at 5:00 pm, do you snore? |
Only if you have to transfer to the train heading outta Boston!
How often do you shave your back? |
A: 3 times a day other wise it grows so much i would just turn into back hair. LOL
Q:how often do you have to shave your feet. |
A. 60 times a second
Q. Who shaves their feet? |
1. a hobbit
2. who dosnt shave their feet? |
Hobbits don't shave their feet! YOU LIAR!
A. Me! Q. Why doesn't the world swallow you up when you want it to? |
1. 'cause it isnt hungry.
2. which town is the biggestsmallest in the world? |
A: This one I'm sitting on. Or is it sitting on me? I'm confused.:fuzconf:
Q: If you jump around a weasle factory, will the world be destroyed by toothless monkeys? |
A. No, the world will be destroyed by Platupsses with shotguns if you kick 25 people in a sabertooth tiger factory!
Q. Does this outfit make me look fat?:fuzconf: |
A: Hmm.... Only if you want it to
Q: Why did the man die? |
A. Cause it was his time (or I killed him!:D)
Q. Why did I kill him? |
A: Cus you're crazy!:eek:
Q: What happened to Grig?! |
A: Fell off the tiolet seat!
Q: What happened to everyone? |
A: The toilet seats sued them for sexual harrasment.
Q: Did you see that alien living inside thae fat mans belly button traveling at 1000mph? |
no i havn,t been there latly
why is this guy so sad?:crying: |
A: He's a purple alien who wants to flood the world with tears.
Q: I've lost my mind, where is it? |
A: It's stuck between cushions of the sofa in hell.
Q: Is Satan's sofa comfortable? |
A: I don't know. I haven't been there. But ask Lemming's mind. :D
Q: What do you think i am? |
A: Lemming's second mind :fuzblink:
Q: My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me? |
A: Ah yes...it's a letter from the IRS stating that they want to take everything you own and replace it with replicas made outta kitten meat.
Q: Who here likes kitten meat?!:fuzvamp: |
hobo
who here like rattle snake meat...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
A: Starbucks Coffee drinkers!:fuzvamp:
Q: What's the worst flavor of Coffee you can come up with? |
the "nutty" kind.
whats black and white and red all over? |
A. A penguin murdering people!
Q. Why is that penguin killing people, what'd they do to him? |
A: It's actually a dead pinguin who was revived. The poeple killed him, and now the pingiun seeks for revenge.
Q: Why did the pinguin die? |
A: Damn! It was a penguin?! I thought it was chicken! No wonder it tasted so weird....
Q: if you were to marry who would be the lucky monkey? Q2: If a banana kicks the other banana with the ugly ribbon, will seagulls get more uglier? |
A1: Donkey Kong! He's so sexy!:D
A2: Actually, the seagulls will turn into annoying telemarketers! They're perfect for the job! Q: How many telemarketers does it take to spank a pig? |
A. Me and my 17 friends!
Q. Who can name Lucky's marshmellow shapes? From the lucky charms cereal! |
A. fancifull feces and mystical vomit.
Q. I poopy so for you to do thing in ear for people ehhh |