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Dixanadu 04-23-2011 02:35 PM
You'll be back.

You always come back.

STM 04-23-2011 03:36 PM
Only because your most women charge for the skills you supply.

Wings of Fire 04-23-2011 04:49 PM
Could you two circlejerk in private? It's embarrassing.

STM 04-23-2011 05:05 PM
You're just jealous because we won't let you join in.

MA 04-23-2011 06:00 PM
we're not. we're really not.

Pilot 04-23-2011 09:54 PM
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we're hot. we're really hot.
o rly?

MeechMunchie 04-24-2011 05:13 AM
I'm still waiting for a graphic description of Chris's penis.

Dixanadu 04-24-2011 06:18 AM
He told me it was nothing short of immaculate.

I believe he made a Facebook page dedicated to people with immaculate penis'.

T-nex 04-24-2011 06:43 AM
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It's great, to be honest. I'm kinda shocked how much things have changed compared to about ten years ago. Back then, most girls seemed fine with it, it was just sucking a dick they didn't like. Now it's the dick sucking that seems expected, but when you offer to return the favor, they seem reluctant. Do it right though, and they are very thankful.
I actually really hate receiving. Giving gives me much more pleasure than getting it myself.

Mostly cos Im kinda weird and I dont have a lot of feeling down there. Also since Im submissive and like it, I see receiving as being kinda dommy of me.

Strike Witch 04-24-2011 07:38 AM
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Have you ever read yaoi or yuri manga?
Or just hentai?
Creeper alert.

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 07:44 AM
Thought the idea of a pm is that it's private.......

gishygleb 04-24-2011 07:47 AM
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Creeper alert.
Creeper alert? But you have anime avatar!

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 07:48 AM
Since when is having an anime avatar creepy?

STM 04-24-2011 07:52 AM
Since it's Strike Witch.
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gishygleb 04-24-2011 07:56 AM
Yup!

MA 04-24-2011 08:37 AM
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Creeper alert? But you have anime avatar!
ANIME AVATAR MEANS SHE'S A GURL

GURLS HAVE TITS

PM HER

ASK ABOUT HENTAI

i don't know how Ghost manages to put up with all these freaks.

Dixanadu 04-24-2011 11:37 AM
I've never wanked off, or got even remotely excited, to hentai.

Ridg3 04-24-2011 11:40 AM
I've never wanked off, or got even remotely excited, to cybersex.

T-nex 04-24-2011 11:43 AM
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I've never wanked off, or got even remotely excited, to hentai.
Ive watched an interesting amo0unt of hentai, but never did they excite me. i find them extremely hilarious.

I once watched a hentai that had a friggin Matrix poop-scene.

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 11:49 AM
I find hentai rather funny aswell. Cyber sex doesen't exactly do much for me but I've had phone sex and webcam sex which I enjoed.

Dixanadu 04-24-2011 11:53 AM
Is text sex the same as cyber sex?

I mean text as in, mobile phone texting.

Ridg3 04-24-2011 11:56 AM
That's sexting.

Wings of Fire 04-24-2011 11:56 AM
I've had everything here and enjoyed them all.

Though I've only ever liked one hentai.

EDIT: Except for text-sex, that shit sounds awkward.

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 12:19 PM
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Is text sex the same as cyber sex?

I mean text as in, mobile phone texting.
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That's sexting.
Forgot to mention that I've done that aswell. It was ok.

Dixanadu 04-24-2011 12:19 PM
Sexting is fun as long as you have auto-spell enabled.

STM 04-24-2011 12:24 PM
I tried phone sex since I was the only one with a manliest voice to sound 18 or over, everyone else got hung up on, (proudest moment of my life!) yeh it was awkward, after 5 mins I just went, "Err yer, going to my night job now...g'nite!" >_< I'm so smooth.

Wings of Fire 04-24-2011 12:24 PM
I am a slow texter, but a very fast typer. This might explain why I don't like 'sexting'.

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I tried phone sex since I was the only one with a manliest voice to sound 18 or over, everyone else got hung up on, (proudest moment of my life!) yeh it was awkward, after 5 mins I just went, "Err yer, going to my night job now...g'nite!" >_< I'm so smooth.
Better when done with someone you know.

T-nex 04-24-2011 12:40 PM
I dont like 'sexting' or cybersex. It's all just friggin roleplaying and roleplay is awkward and weird.

Ridg3 04-24-2011 12:42 PM
It's even weirder and more awkward in person for the first time.

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 12:58 PM
Anybody else had the misfourtune of having their penis named?


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