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MeechMunchie 12-02-2009 12:00 AM

I'm not even that* bothered about sex. I'm looking for love.

*Note: Just... Is there a word between 'quite' and 'very'?

I know a 14-year-old girl whose friends by her lacy underwear. WTF?

Leto 12-02-2009 01:51 AM

and what's wrong with that? 14 is an age in a girls sexual development where she may want to embrace her sexuality, and one of the few personal ways other than masturbating or indulging in sensual media to express that is to wear or own something she may find sexually provocative. wearing lacy underwear shouldn't make you make any judgement calls on anyone. (what a fucking sentence that was)

it'd only be a problem if said chick wore g-strings and always sagged her jeans so you saw her crack or something, otherwise don't be judgin

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 02:49 AM

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I know a 14-year-old girl whose friends by her lacy underwear.
I've read that manga.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 02:51 AM

That manga? That manga singular?

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 03:08 AM

Female friends buying friends lacy underwear out of friendship? yes, only one of those.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 03:11 AM

Are we counting hentai here too? Because I'd be totally shocked if there wasn't at least five of those.

Nate 12-02-2009 03:24 AM

Then it wouldn't just be out of friendship, except for in the loosest possible definition of the term.

abe is now! 12-02-2009 03:56 AM

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I know a 14-year-old girl whose friends by her lacy underwear. WTF?

It's perfect! Why should you think that it's wrong? But most important is why the hell you're not her friend?

Mac Sirloin 12-02-2009 04:23 AM

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it'd only be a problem if said chick wore g-strings and always sagged her jeans so you saw her crack or something, otherwise don't be judgin

Welcome to Belleville, enjoy your stay.

abe is now! 12-02-2009 05:11 AM

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Welcome to Belleville, enjoy your stay.

Who lives in Belleville?

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 05:16 AM

http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/15043belle.jpg

OANST 12-02-2009 05:48 AM

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I read that as 'Fuck off, I have a mace'. Which was an awesome mental image.

This is WoF we're talking about. Knowing him, and his group of friends, I can almost guarantee you that was what he originally wrote.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 05:53 AM

Liquefying eyeballs vs crushing skulls?

I'll have to get back to you on that one, although my technical pacifism would probaly propel me towards thinking that death is probably a bit too harsh a sentence.

Josh 12-02-2009 06:25 AM

I was once maced (the spray). She had no idea we lived on the same street. What a 12 year old was doing with mace is kind of a mystery.

OANST 12-02-2009 06:33 AM

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I was once maced (the spray). She had no idea we lived on the same street. What a 12 year old was doing with mace is kind of a mystery.

What you were doing with a twelve year old that convinced her that she should mace would best be left a mystery.

Sekto Springs 12-02-2009 06:35 AM

I was maced once, though not because I was accosting someone. It was actually more the other way around. Grew up with some really nasty bullies, and I had carried mace with me in case they tried to beat me up. In a cruel twist, the bastards pinned me down and used the mace I intended for them on me instead.

When shit like that happens to you, your only comfort is plotting your eventual fantastic revenge. Unfortunately, the revenge never happened, not even in the "living well" sense.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Josh 12-02-2009 06:37 AM

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What you were doing with a twelve year old that convinced her that she should mace would best be left a mystery.

I dunno, she was acting really nervous. Maybe her parents told her about the dangers of scary men that will rape her. I must have got a bit too close to her, so she maced me.

Sekto Springs 12-02-2009 06:40 AM

You're 13 ffs.
Does one year's age difference qualify you as one of these scary men?

Josh 12-02-2009 06:41 AM

At that age if your parents told her about the dangers of rape, you would be jumpy too.

Then again, this is all just guesswork. I don't know her, she could just be a phsyco-bitch.

OANST 12-02-2009 07:07 AM

Ann Neely was once maced by Dracula.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 07:54 AM

Amaceing.

Mac Sirloin 12-02-2009 08:26 AM

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Who lives in Belleville?

Me and some sluts.

@ Sekto: That sucks. Don't worry, they'll get theirs.

MA 12-02-2009 08:29 AM

i'm not attracted to women who 'glam up' and go way overboard. also, them drinking so much they don't know what they're doing is another turn off. its not good to embarrass yourself.

but i can go a long time with no action, as it honestly doesn't interest me all that much. if i have sex with a woman, i want something to be there that sparks an interest, not just physical appearance. before, it was mainly for company when i started work on the south coast, that's what sparked it with my previous GF. and shallow minds irritate me.

OddjobAbe 12-02-2009 09:01 AM

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i'm not attracted to women who 'glam up' and go way overboard. also, them drinking so much they don't know what they're doing is another turn off. its not good to embarrass yourself.

I agree entirely. I can remember after I left school, there was some woman who most of my friends thought was incredibly attractive, but I never though she was for the reason you mentioned - she wore quite a lot of make-up, and so looked like a bleeding clown.

When I was younger, I used to try to shag everything that moved, until I began to wonder why. Since then, I've not cared half as much, but I have still cared quite a lot.

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 11:44 AM

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Are we counting hentai here too? Because I'd be totally shocked if there wasn't at least five of those.

No, in hentai they just tend to be wearing them already for no reason. This manga is about girls forming a club to deal with underwear related issues.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 11:46 AM

Oh fine. God, this is like that time I was arguing with a friend about schizophrenia and subsequently finding out she was a doctor of psychopathology.

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 11:49 AM

Tee Hee!

Leto 12-02-2009 12:44 PM

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i'm not attracted to women who 'glam up' and go way overboard. also, them drinking so much they don't know what they're doing is another turn off. its not good to embarrass yourself.


because all girls drink solely for the purpose of being attractive to you :rolleyes:

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 01:33 PM

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Oh fine. God, this is like that time I was arguing with a friend about schizophrenia and subsequently finding out she was a doctor of psychopathology.

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8985/f01077.jpg
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1551/f01078.jpg

OANST 12-02-2009 01:36 PM

Some of your interests can only be described as asinine. I hope you know that.