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I have perfectly straight bits. But then, when alone, I get these urges........
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mines fucking bent.
physically. |
Learn to wank ambidextrously.
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good guess, but it isnt the one.
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Is it a jigsaw piece?
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bingo!
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I? |
A staple or some sort of paperclip/crocodile clip/bulldog clip thingy.
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correct with stapler.
I'm sometimes white, Although sometimes I'm black. I take you there, But never bring you back. What am I? |
This one has to be penis.
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A Ku Klux Klan member wearing shoe polish to disguise himself.
That was in bad taste. More likely, penis. |
why do all my fucking riddles revolve around cock and balls? i think i might be trying to tell myself something. :D
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Compasses can be used to bring you back though.
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it isn't compass i'm afraid, even though it would fit.
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Really fucking powerful cocaine.
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Hi guys, this is my first riddle:
Pierino's mum's three kids, Gianni, Paolo and... ???? |
Pierino.
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It doesn't help that we've had one that's more or less identical, only with the name "Jack".
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You are forgiven, O Italian one.
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What do you call a fly with no legs?????
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Legless.
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a walk?
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MA is correct with "a walk".
As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives Each wife had seven sacks Each sack had seven cats Each cat had seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wives How many were going to St Ives? An old classic. |
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My mistake :tard:
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