Nate, I'd give you rep if I had not for another post.

I don’t get it.

Necrophilia joke?

Feline, dismembered, necrophilia joke?

Cat could be an extended vaginal metaphor.

I'm in dire need of layage. Large pissup this weekend, so hopefully theres my in. How horrible.

Its not horrible, it's only just 'helping' you along..

It also helps me socialise, lul. It makes me forget how much I actually don't like the person I'm talking to.

Last wank, today, 5!!!!! It's been fantastic aaaaaaaaaaaaa :stare:.....................

That's really good to know :)

Max the Mug is getting off on that as we speak.

Stop it, you’re turning me on.

Well, I got some.

5/5

My right hand was violently shoved down the pants of the hot and young bloke behind me while I was watching Stereophonics play live at V Festival over the weekend.

I was okay with lending him a hand.

Alcar...

I don't know how you get yourself in these situations. You have a gift.

I'm wondering if the guy in question was actualy happy with Peter's hand being shoved in his pants... Did he make a happy in his pants?

He did the shoving. He wanted it there XD

Alcar...

I haven't understood... was it a wank?

Then it's O.K!

It was for the other guy.

5.

Fucking A.

- Rexy

Who is this 'A' of whom you speak?


See, I'm making a pun by implying that she was actually fucking someone called 'A'. Do you get it now?

I fucked the letter 'A' before...it never called back.

This episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by...

Last one was pretty average. But at least I made the news.

I wonder why he picked such a tiny to hole to have sex with...

- Rexy

WHO'S SAM

Sam, please put these kinds of short questions that can be easily and succinctly answered in the Q&A thread in the future.

I'm so confused!

Last wank 2/5. Poor by my standards.

ABM

I too hope one day to trap my penis in a park bench.

Wait...
...do I?

Jeez, last night sucked. That's a positive thing of course.

my last date with my left hand: 3/5.
could have been better.