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snuzi 02-23-2007 07:20 PM

A: Not at all. You must be paranoid.

Q: How many times? Huh?

Arxryl 02-24-2007 12:28 PM

Well, he said to do all the odd problems but I just look in the back of the book for answers.



What would happen if my flux-capacitor ran out of juice and I was stuck in prehistoric times?

snuzi 02-24-2007 12:30 PM

A: Short version: Dinosaurs would devour you, and you would be in a world of pain. Time travel sucks sometimes, huh?

Q: If I were to run downstairs and eat some Mexican food right now, what time would it be in Europe?

moxco 02-24-2007 01:35 PM

A.25 O'clock
Q. Whats the name of my neibors half cousin twice remove aunts sisters grandmas grand child.

Alf Shall Rise 02-26-2007 11:28 AM

MoxCo. Executive

Does MoxCo really live on Mars?

snuzi 02-26-2007 04:15 PM

A: Probably not.

Q: Why are most customer service places located in India?

Arxryl 02-26-2007 05:49 PM

Because if they weren't, we'd all have ringing telephones on our hands... or something.



Why is Moxco. his own neighbor's relative?

snuzi 02-26-2007 07:30 PM

A: I don't know, by some special circumstance, perhaps?

Q: Why does everyone make such a big deal about the Oscars?

Slaveless 02-27-2007 11:03 AM

Oscars make the world go round! Either that or, the human mind is easily entertained by seeing actors of people that they know, and feel special when someone they have heard of is nominated. Basically, to put the out of touch people feel neglected.

When you buy a doughnut, do ever think that the hole is eaten instead by people in other universes?

Alf Shall Rise 02-27-2007 05:05 PM

Nah, not really.

2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?

Arxryl 02-27-2007 07:09 PM

That's a hard one to answer... I'm not really sure. Is it a trick question?



Why is the human race determined to fail at existence when we eventually destroy our O-zone?

snuzi 02-27-2007 07:36 PM

A; Because the human race is a pathetic bunch of nitwits.

Q: Why are XM and Sirius merging?

Arxryl 02-27-2007 07:44 PM

Because they find eachother attractive. ;)



Should I really do my homework?

snuzi 02-28-2007 06:06 AM

A: Nah. Homework's for squares, Arxryl, didn't you know that?

Q: Why am I so tired?

Paramite of War 02-28-2007 06:41 AM

A: Why are WE so tired of you! (Just Kidding)

Q:Where can I buy a Munch's Oddysee can besides Oddworld?

snuzi 02-28-2007 10:43 AM

A: www.buymunchcan.com

Q: If I were your relative, would you give me lots of monies?

Alf Shall Rise 02-28-2007 11:17 AM

I would give you lip, boy!

Could someone please turn off that light?

Slaveless 02-28-2007 02:40 PM

But, we love the light....

If Alf_shall_rise is giving Snuzi the lip, do I get a hug? If so, can it be passionate?

Paramite of War 02-28-2007 03:03 PM

A: No you're the same Gender and it would be wrong

Q: Would you be a spy if you didn't have to worry about dieing or being caught?

snuzi 02-28-2007 03:31 PM

A: Hell yeah I would. Espionage is fun.

Q: Why would it be wrong?

Arxryl 02-28-2007 05:31 PM

Well, it wouldn't, unless of course you left your liscense to kill at home.




Why on Earth did the "Broaden OWF to more artistic games" thread die? It was such an interesting discussion. (please... for the love of Odd... take heed of my sarcasm.)

snuzi 02-28-2007 05:34 PM

A: I don't know! I mean, grr! It makes me so mad to think that they closed such a brilliant thread! (Also sarcasm)

Q: Do you think Fozza is sexy?

Alf Shall Rise 02-28-2007 05:57 PM

I know you do.

Oh my odd, did my back just split open? (eww)

Paramite of War 02-28-2007 07:24 PM

What the... Are you seroius like it split open and you can sorta seen in it and there is little hairs on the sides of the scar and sometimes it sorta oozes stuff out but barely.(Just kidding and I hope no one threw up from that)

Who is Fozza and if I should know sorry for being stupid but this is the stupid questions thread :)

snuzi 02-28-2007 07:36 PM

A: Fozza is an odd, hyperactive puppet that I created in my mind, and used as a personality online to mess with people a few years ago. 'twas fun.

Q: Remember, remember, the fifth of November?

Arxryl 02-28-2007 08:24 PM

Like the 31st of October... like it was yesterday... and I have no idea what poem you got that from...




Why are only the stupid people reproducing?

Patrick Vykkers 02-28-2007 10:13 PM

A: Because smart people don't have children.
Q: Do you wanna take it from here Bam Bam?

moxco 03-01-2007 12:48 AM

A. Hell no, because bam bam votes for libral.

Q. whats one google times 4 hundred billion 3 thousand and 32 plus my geat aunts age in 2 years time?

Slaveless 03-01-2007 02:57 AM

2.

Blue wire or red wire?

Paramite of War 03-01-2007 07:04 AM

Well the red wire would probally kill me.


Who let the cat out of the bag?