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Dixanadu 05-07-2009 12:18 PM

If a human having sexual relations makes them a Zoophile...what does that make the animal? An outcast of it's society?

Or was the animal raped?

I honestly don't know. Zoophilia is rather rofl.

Laser 05-07-2009 12:22 PM

I believe, unless the animal forced itself on the human woman (or man)...Zoophiles are basically animal rapists if they actually try to have sex with said species :D

I also agree, it is very rofl :P

Wings of Fire 05-07-2009 12:24 PM

Erm, not like I'm a fan of interspecial sex but please don't mix definitions. It makes the argument that much more muddier.

Zoophilia is humans having romantic and sexual attraction to an animal. Bestiality is what happens when the urge is acted upon.

Nate 05-07-2009 06:29 PM

Thankyou all. I do so enjoy deleting posts but you guys don't give me near enough opportunities to do it.

Nemo 05-07-2009 08:09 PM

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I believe, unless the animal forced itself on the human woman (or man)...Zoophiles are basically animal rapists if they actually try to have sex with said species :D

I also agree, it is very rofl :P

Not really. If I ever had sex with an animal, I wouldn't force it into it.






I'd just tempt it with peanut butter.

Pilot 05-07-2009 08:14 PM

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Thankyou all. I do so enjoy deleting posts but you guys don't give me near enough opportunities to do it.

I don't even remember what was here... just a lot of unwarranted trolling.

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I'd just tempt it with peanut butter.
You MONSTER!

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 02:41 PM

It was for the better, think of the 13 year olds.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 02:53 PM

Whoa just discovered the thread and... whoa yeah.
As much as I know zoophiles are having a decent sex with animals without actually raping them and such.

Strike Witch 05-08-2009 02:55 PM

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a decent sex with animals
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decent sex with animals
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decent sex
Whaaaaat.

MA 05-08-2009 02:55 PM

you missed all the fun, AlienMagi.

EDIT: i meant the deleted posts.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 03:23 PM

I bet I know what it was

MA 05-08-2009 03:38 PM

i cant really remember now, i think it was me and Kastere trolling Dixandu, or whatever his name is. the newbie.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 03:40 PM

Thats kinda off topic now :P. So, guys, wich animal would you prefer the best for sexual relation?

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 03:42 PM

Yes it was, quite traumatic.

I'd say a horse; me giving, of course. Please don't ask me why...

MA 05-08-2009 03:43 PM

i'd go with a cow.

yep.

EDIT: THIS IS A JOKE

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 03:45 PM

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Yes it was, quite traumatic.

I'd say a horse; me giving, of course. Please don't ask me why...

Why?

(Also - I agree)

OddjobAbe 05-08-2009 03:47 PM

I'd go with a furry. Whilst not technically an animal, at least there's something slightly resembling a human inside the worthless suit on the outside. But then again, it is the same principle with a Cyberman.

On second thoughts, I would not go with a furry.

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 03:51 PM

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Why?

(Also - I agree)

The body is quite feminine like, I'll stop there.

Bullet Magnet 05-08-2009 03:51 PM

Rakghoul. No question.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 04:00 PM

Wait, you guys havent mentioned the animal's gender :P

Bullet Magnet 05-08-2009 04:02 PM

You don't get to choose with rakghouls.

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 04:02 PM

I think we're making people assume the animal's gender is female.

If I was to stand behind a stallion with my pants at my ankles and, the male species only having one rear entrance, how do you think it would respond to that? I wouldn't know either, but it would fucking hurt.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 04:03 PM

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I think we're making people assume the animal's gender is female.

If I was to stand behind a stallion with my pants at my ankles and, the male species only having one rear entrance, how do you think it would respond to that? I wouldn't know either, but it would fucking hurt.

You can also just suck its cock.

OddjobAbe 05-08-2009 04:05 PM

Thanks for using a euphemism.

Plus, you forgot your apostrophe on "it's".

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 04:05 PM

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You can also just suck its cock.

How you wrote that without disturbing yourself is beyond me.

Strike Witch 05-08-2009 04:06 PM

It's AlienMagi.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 04:09 PM

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How you wrote that without disturbing yourself is beyond me.

I kinda find it quite nice.

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It's AlienMagi.

That's right

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 04:11 PM

Another thing I'd like to point out is that it's been proven horses infact can have orgasms, as well as a few others. So performing fellatio on a horse would be satisfying for it. (I'm still not doing it.)

Strike Witch 05-08-2009 04:14 PM

I imagine it would be like a cannon firing.

Havoc 05-08-2009 04:17 PM

Yeah pretty much.