Banned for having green writing in your signature.

OT: Shit...

Banned for not having an actual signature.

Banned for not knowing that my signature was murdered by the OWF, which I recently said.

Banned for expecting me to know such things.

Banned for not knowing such things at all.

Banned for keeping me up so late with these bans.

Banned for not saying "Screw it" and going to sleep.

Which, by the way, I will be doing shortly.

Banned for expecting someone who hardly sleeps to do so. It just wouldn't be right :p

Banned for beating me in post count!

Banned by the numbers.

Banned for having an adorable avatar.

Banned for not understanding that wild animals may look cute, but are dangerous when provoked.

Banned for acting like a park ranger.

Banned for not keeping our forests clean!

Banned for lying. I keep our forests perfectly clean, thank you.

Banned for lying. Smokey says Butt Out.

Banned for being offline.

Banned for being online.

Banned for having less posts than I do, while being here longer :p

Banned for creating more useless posts then meaningful posts.

Banned for lying once again. I have contributed alot to the actualy discussions. There just haven't been any really going on lately.

Banned - like, everyone above - for taking this too seriously and using the topic to attempt to begin a flamewar.

Banned for not realizing this is just for fun humor. :p

Banned for for drowning Abe in your avatar.

Banned for having Abe wanted in your poster, and looks like you have Abe trying not to look at it. Banned for that too.

Banned for having the same avatar thqat ODDBODD did so I keep thinking you're him.

- Rexy

Banned for having foreign characters on both your avatar as well as your signature.

Banned for having 557 posts when you joined only last month

Banned for being jealous of my number of posts.

Also, double banned for making an error. It's actually been more like...two weeks :p

I know but, it was still last month...
Banned for not being poster 300, like me :)