No, I wouldn't. But I know a certain someone who would! Super Munch?
Jesus, ten pages already? This is alomst as good as the "And I bet we won't even ban him" thread. |
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Mabye this thread title shoudl be changed to 'the sex thread', because we seem to be wandering off topic... |
I find it scary that phone sex exists, I can't imagine even in my most despairing/horny moments I would ever call (and pay!) for something like that
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Oddfan, you know you don't have to reply to every single thing said? Especially if you don't have anything to say. Wanked over a picture of a forum member, what a hilarious question. I've only seen like two pictures of forum members and I think they were both guys. That thread is horrible on a 56k. I don't think wanking = loneliness. There was a programme on TV about it around a year ago. There were married guys talking about how they do it three times a day. I don't do it anywhere near that much and I've never even had a girlfriend. |
how can a thread about jacking off get some many reply's, most likely oddworld inhabitants uses this forum to learn about it's fans..... and uh well..... we have almost 300 reply's for jacking off and it prbly will continue.... so in oddworld not only will we have burping and farting on command next there will be jacking off haha so everyone keep up the good work. :D
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Virginity isn't that big a deal. I didn't really notice it's loss of mine, but i suppose it was because i lost it to someone who i am in love with and felt very comfortable with it all.
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I agree with Hobo. I am a virgin and I'm proud of it. Besides, you expet ME to get a chick?
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I'm a virgin and unfortunately not proud of it. But life goes on...
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People, people, you are straying from the wank.
Get back to the wank! |
Meh, as you get older people become more open about it. My girlfriend does it all the time. Only problem is she has to use a vibro. She goes through a lot of batteries...
I do it to. I tend to take advantage of myself. Gets hard to look at myself in the mirror when we wake up in the morning. I feel so ashamed... |
I like this guy, and i don't know who he is! ^
*Puts on special protection list* |
What's with pride of virginity, anyway? Is it a way for virgins to feel speshill? PWN3D
[/hijack] Yes, yes, with the wank... Erm, when was the age you started masturbating? (We know you do, you evil, filthy little bastard you.) |
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I don't know, it's the facts that you're not being sexually conformist (I am going to be killed), although it was conformist to be virgin back then. Interesting how the times have changd. I'm not saying that I think all of you are conformists, becuase some of you are very deep and made love out of pure love which is probly the best way.
Me, I gonna buy me a hooker! EDIT: Actually, I think that hookers are gross. Especially the really fat ones, with just layers &layers of fat pouring over their thongs. When the walk, it's like an avalanche of flesh. |
Me? I'm gonna BE a hooker... (read: a Jiggy)
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Okay, seriously, who cares if this thread gets a bit off track? |
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Or, I'll do it. I'm such an idiot. :p |
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As for the off topic part? Here's one for ya... Are lesbians still virgins? By definition, losing your virginity involves penetration by a penis. I dont thank a phallic shaped object made of malleable plastic counts as a true penis. What do you think? |
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ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!! Look who's there! It's Havoc! W00t w00t!!! Ugh... eh right. Why am I even posting here? Like I want to talk about my sexuality O.o. Anyhoo... Are lesbians still vigins... well... that would depend on wether they had sex with a strap on now wouldn't it? Nah, J/k. IMO virginity is lost whenever you do a sexual thing with someone of either sex that envolves more then just a hand job... Hand job... does no count as sex... blowjob/going down... does count as sex. There you have it folks. Like... why am I posting here again? Someone explain... ugh I'm drunk... :fuzconf: |
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Anyway, I agree with Hobo; you are awesome. Please never leave us. As for this other activities-related to virginity discussion, I think it depends on the individual's perspective. For myself, I've only considered penetration of the penile kind (I had to say it like that. :p) to be the loss of virginity. Anything else is just foreplay. |
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BTW, wear a uniform the next time you and Lukie plan on anything. He always liked it when i wore my uniform... ;} |
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*gets jiggy with it* Right, now as you can see ladies and germans, we are both feeling -much- less virgin... in fact the only "virgin" I felt during all of that was the olive oil... but we won't go into that, as I think it has something to do with Super Munch not getting much action lately. o_0 But hey ho, such is life. Anyway, strolling back to the topic, picking it up, dusting it off, and trying not to touch any of the stains, I believe that virginity is definately a matter of what goes in, rather than how much of what amounts to "fooling around" goes on. A tongue, a wang, who cares? It goes in there and it's a form of sex, and it takes sex to break virginity, so yeah, that's my opinion on it, if you've had sex of some kind then you're not a virgin. I'm high, so please disregard anything if it doesn't make sense. |
What is it with you and Leto getting high? I swear if I have another conversation with him while he's cloud 9 I'll send a bullet throught my skull. Not to be offensive...:catslug: sorry, I just have always wanted to use that one.
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If you don't stop being stupid Used, I will personally endorse your suicide, by killing you.
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Ahh, Dino, stupid is only a point of view. I'm outa this thread before I am sent to Dis.
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Back home this is what we called a Morass of Sexual Frustration.
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Not sexually frustrated here. My girl'll give me all i want when she's in the mood, and when she isn't in the mood i usually don't want anything anyway.
I don't understand the specialness of virginity. I've been in love with girl for longer than we've been going out, i don't think this realtionship's going to go wrong, but then again no one does really, so i'm proud of my choice. Though under 16 is a bit much i must say, one of my friends lost hers at 11. which despite being from her abuser has screwed her up a fair bit EDIT: Jesus christ - 'The various "remedies" against masturbation which were proposed and used from the late 19th to the mid-20th century, ranging from physical restraints to castration, have been called sexual abuse.' |
I DO IT! IT'S TRUE!
I fk my hand I tickle my meat I choke my weiner Some other penis stuff I think I do it too much... who's that!? Grrr... Let's see... I do it about 9 times a day... WOW! |
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[Ok. *shudders* Right, when someone gets an erection blood flows into their penis and fills up the blood vessels making it get large, ready to do its job. By wanking too much this process happens a lot more often. Veins in cocks get bigger over time due to the pressure invloved in this. So eventually you get large obtrusive veins that stand out all the time. It's quite revolting. Yet still perfectly natural.] He said quite a while ago but it's defineenentely going in my sig Back on topic I think it's natural to solve the cravings of a human being. As long as there in private. OH GOD I CAN'T IMAGION THE IRONY OF MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC!! :) |