... a gang on moter bikes skidded past him, this of course made the chicken very...
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...scared. He then jumped into a pool and started to...
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... caused a massive tsunami, which had an effect on...
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...japan! the tsunami went underground and rolled he surface like a rolling carpet. The peole in japan got toppled over and...
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...got thrown to usa where bush killed them, then the chicken....
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... visited his old...
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...dusty grandmother, who liked to shower him with...
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... small brains and big butts. Since the chicken didn't do butts and brains anymore he ...
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... Turn into MC Hammer, and wrote the hit single "I like but now I don't like so much: Big Butts!". The towns rejoiced and...
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...and killed the chicken until he died, but the chicken didnt want to so he...
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...exclaimed, rather loudly, "Please don't kill me 'til I'm dead! I have easter eggs for you!". And so happened the first Easter, which we still celebrate today. The Chicken legacy was passed down through generations, and...
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...the story was fried so the giant duveaux could eat it, so that...
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... he never tried to hide any eggs. But if he finds any he'll inmedeately soil them next to the... |
...horse head in his bed. And in an instant, an egg is hid in an obvious place! :eek: So he knew what to do. And this was...
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...boring so he decided to hold up a donut shop for fun. He held up a gun to someones head and pulled the trigger...and out came confeti, so then...
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...He said "f*ck you, I'm going to bed"...
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...and the next morning, he pulled out a panguin from his dresser and used to...
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...go sliding on the sidewalk. The panguin kicked him in the shins and left. Then... |
... he saw a gian balloon which...
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... definately looked like a really rich and famous...
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...and some scam artists made it rich and famous, but, got arrested for...
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...farting on a bench, in section, B4, it clearly states that...
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... god had declared: Thou shalt not fart on a bench! And if thou is planning to make a real rich and famous look-alike-balloon thou shallt be arrested. So They went into jail. Inmediately they planned to...
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...beg for mercy of the jury. The jury wasn't that merciful, they threw them in the longing room where..
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...he soiled himself with much ecstacy. The room smelled horrible after this, and the janitor had to...
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...clean up poo for the rest of the year. he then did the Mack daddy and...
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...and his dog found something, it was a...
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...picture of his old dog and his new dog got mad and....
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... urinated in his own mouth. It was about that time that the dog realized he had a large cancerous lump on his...
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... p*ck*r, so he lost his leg that he didnt do, and...
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