So yeah, everything goes dandy dandy when all of a sudden on Wednesday evening, a spider sat on the frame of my bathroom door. Big deal, I ignored it, pissed, and went out.

Came back, he wasn't there. Once again, big deal went in my room and watched TV. It was dark, but you just know when you see the dark spot on the wall, flicked my lamp on, and there was the spider. At first, I thought it was the one from before. But no, this one was bigger, blacker. I panicked, the bastard was...