In last night's dream I had the secret ability to teleport and got called away to some emergency midway through getting changed at the gym. Once that was resolved, I couldn't return to the change room as there were people in there who'd see me pop in. So instead I went to the university common room to wash some dishes and got accused of being a pervert for not wearing any pants.
Nepsotic posted this link a while back, but MS1029 has posted one more time since then. If you haven't read it before, read the whole thing. If you have, scroll down to the last post and see me being libelously attacked. Yay!