Judge:-

AstraVex. Do you have anything to say before this court passes sentence for the crimes of Social Treason, Consumer Heresy, and for the irreversible Chaos you have created?


Me:-

Life should be chaos.

It should be alive.

It should pose and strut and scream, not shuffle along, staring at its feet.

We must always strive for the extremes, forever pushing the boundaries of acceptance.
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I'm working on an alternate audio story where Abe keeps a sort of audio diary called a "Blab-Boxx", and uses it to describe the events as he would. For example, how he spent his last night in his sleeping cell before he found out about the Glukkons plan to make Mudokon Pops.

Or maybe setting up camp in the Stockyards and recording how terrifying it was to escape Rupture Farms.

Here's a rough version (still recovering from a cold ) :-

http://www.mediafire.com/?mvrq76ukmtr4p9j...

When I was about 9 years old, we used to have a sort of make-shift video game arcade in my town, where you could pay about £4.50 and try out playstation games for an hour and Abe's Oddysee was one of those games. It was the first playstation game I ever laid eyes on and it instantly terrified and excited me all at once.

During infancy, I used to own a Sinclair Spectrum, where games ran on cassettes, it took 15 minutes of mad scramblng noises to load a game and I had to use...