You may or may not know I'm an amateur filmmaker, and a few weeks ago I finally got around to uploading some of my work to the interweb.

I made them for people to enjoy so you know, I hope you do

Drama

• Car Trouble - made in 2008 when I was 15. Two complete strangers suffer car trouble, and are picked up by a passing driver who offers them a lift. As the journey progresses, it may be all is not as it seems...
• Alzheimers Awareness Video - Made for a college project

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Talk about a shock. I had a random add on MSN and I foolishly accepted thinking maybe it was a new address for JoshKrz who I added yesterday but never received a reply from.

However when he started a conversation with me, and when his display picture loaded was a picture of an Asian guy with a beard, so I instantly figured it was a group of people who I know from school who are obsessed with taking the Michael out of Asians.

I noticed they had a web cam so, to try and...

Well, some of you. I couldn't be bothered doing all 160 active members.

You know those threads you made in your newby days? Those of you who are young enough to have had real newby days. I've found the mother of all Newby threads.

Enjoy!

Evah!

I can’t stand them. My Mum has insisted on me eating this vegetable bake she made.

It’s not that I hate vegetables, it’s that I think vegetables are there only to enhance a meal, not to be the meal itself. I spend the whole time poking around the meal looking for something that might even resemble meat. Something that won’t just turn into mush the moment it touches my teeth.

Meat is needed to complete a meal. If it weren’t for the morality issue, I’m quite...

I got bored so I decided to take some photographs. My rechargeable batteries ran out so I went into THE DRAWER. The magical drawer in my chest of drawers that just about anything that goes missing eventually appears in. I got a brand new, unopened pack of batteries out of the magical drawer. “Kodak! HIGH POWER – long life batteries” it read. So with my new high power, long life batteries, I was ready to take some photographs. I turned on the camera, only to be greeted with “Low Battery life...