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Posted 11-14-2009 at 03:46 PM by OddjobAbe
Your old recordings reminded me of a little novelty disc that was produced in the '90s of me with my piano playing daft songs and recording toilets flush. I can't find it, which has quite annoyed me. I have been searching for a dusty, scratched disc whilst hosting an organism that makes me shit, sneeze and wheeze, and to no avail. Probably why I feel worse.

I bet you're feeling terrible because of your actions. I know I would be.
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Fucking Dickprick

Posted 11-12-2009 at 02:38 PM by OddjobAbe
Some arsehole virus has decided to infect me. If those lymphocytes don't hurry up, I'm going to play fucking hell. I get very angry with viruses because of what the bastards do. If somebody hijacked your car, and subsequently blew it up, you'd be livid. The principle here remains the same. Bastards.
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Bloody Hell.

Posted 11-03-2009 at 01:33 PM by OddjobAbe
Updated 11-03-2009 at 02:06 PM by OddjobAbe
I watched "Saving Private Ryan" again, and thoroughly enjoyed it, although the all of the other scenes paled in comparison with the Omaha Beach scene. Still shakes me up, it looks exactly like you'd imagine the real thing would. That beach scene left quite an impression on me. Very gruesome film, but it is done in much better taste than films like that shitty Saw film.

In other news, I've found myself listening to more ska than usual. I usually listen to jazz or weird stuff, but those...
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Reduced to Watching the Poor Man's Inspector Morse

Posted 10-30-2009 at 08:08 AM by OddjobAbe
I watched a whole episode of Midsomer Murders. It's like somebody's got all of the rejects from Inspector Morse together and threw them all into a programme.

In other news, the dryer's broken, which is quite an inconvenience. Down to B&Q later on, I believe.
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I'm Bankrupt.

Posted 10-27-2009 at 12:05 PM by OddjobAbe
I lost a game of monopoly today. I'm a bit pissed of, because I didn't get to be the car.

A friend of ours visited with her daughter (hence the game of Monopoly). It was quite nice until she got to watch her DVD. It's hard to hold a conversation with people when Angelina fucking Ballerina is playing in the background, purely because my eyes are always drawn to the television despite what's on. It's difficult not to watch. Apparantly, my brother had the same problem.
We did, however,...
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Fuck Your Blog, WoF

Posted 10-24-2009 at 08:49 AM by OddjobAbe
Needs room for Peep Show.
If you didn't watch it, go watch it now.
If you did, return to WoF's blog.

Best episode yet. Sad it's the last one.
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Posted 10-21-2009 at 11:08 AM by OddjobAbe
I had an excellent trip to a woodwind shop in Oxford - got an Antigua tenor sax about £300 cheaper than the retail price. It's just something to play to myself - it's intermediate level, so it isn't the same standard as my Yanigasawa, but it has a very nice tone. An antique finish on it - looks very nice. Almost got the black one, but the lacquer would have dulled the tone a bit.

In related news, I got my nephew into John Coltrane and a bit of Bird, which is excellent.
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Posted 10-10-2009 at 07:04 AM by OddjobAbe
My nephew is now into Oddworld more than ever since he caught me playing it yesterday. I should support his new fad. It's one of the very few good fads he's gone through.

In related news, I'm in the end section of Stranger's Wrath. Haven't played a video game this much for ages.
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XBox and information concerning nephew

Posted 10-04-2009 at 10:25 AM by OddjobAbe
Updated 10-04-2009 at 01:16 PM by OddjobAbe
I found the will to play the XBox again. I was on Munch for about ten minutes, and spent a good hour on Stranger's Wrath. Been months since I played a video game.

In more important news, I re-introduced my nephew to Mr. Bean. He keeps singing the theme to it. He tried fusing it with the theme to Pingu, but seeing as though that failed, he just sings them separately. I'm starting to wish I hadn't shown him Pingu. It's great, but the theme keeps playing around in my head, stopping me...
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Posted 09-24-2009 at 12:23 PM by OddjobAbe
I introduced my nephew to Pingu after finding the old tape my brother watched with my eldest nephew (who lives with his grandparents, and frequently visits us). He loves it. For about an hour, it was even better than Sooty, but he's realised that Sooty is a little better now that he's over how good it is.

In other news, I am very sad tonight. I have spent most of my evening replacing a 40-year-old ballcock in the loft.
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