So there was this person, who asked me from behind me, if I am Jewish. Then I turned to them and they were surprised and said sorry, because "I did not know you were Muslim".

And then I positively asked them why they assumed that.

They said, that I am very curly from behind and from the front I have no mustache but have a beard and a monobrow.

I was like "Douuurling, I am no Muslim".

And then the person asked if I am gay.

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