Happy Christmas Columbus Day.

And a Happy New Year.

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But for the rest of you...

Tonight at my night job (ice cream man), we had a customer that was completely fucking bent. He wandered in like a zombie, his coat on backwards and upside-down, his pants soaked with what I can only guess was urine, hair in his face, barely able to stand. If he wasn't so young, and his clothes weren't designer label, I would have assumed he was just another meandering...