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Valentine's Day

Posted 02-14-2011 at 12:39 AM by Mac Sirloin

Back in the old time, Valentines Day was The Valentines Gray--an overcast daymare where couples would beat single people up and steal their limbs for the gods of Petty Passion. Eventually, the limbless masses accumulated into one giant Valentines Fray, and some onlookers, seeing a bunch of amputees fighting couples, declared it to be "Valentines Gay". The queen of Egypt, who never existed, decided that the writhing mass of onlookers, limbless rebels and Tyrannical lovers was pretty damn cool, so she called it Valentines Day.

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	Oh, and MM? I will fucking cut you.
	Posted 02-14-2011 at 02:09 AM by Mac Sirloin

	Ha! EDIT: Speedy shit.
	Posted 02-14-2011 at 02:09 AM by Phylum

	Happy Valentines Gay.
	Posted 02-14-2011 at 03:13 AM by Jordan

	Forever alone.
	Posted 02-14-2011 at 06:08 AM by Daxter King

	i remember the queen of Egypt.
	Posted 02-14-2011 at 09:24 AM by MA

	As in Cleopatra or raving queen?
	Posted 02-14-2011 at 10:56 AM by STM

Oh, and MM?

I will fucking cut you.

Wait, what?

Anyway, I couldn't find the rose delivery people, and I didn't trust myself to keep a flower alive for two days, so I spent most of Saturday putting nerdy skills to good use, calling upon my 5 years of Warhammer modelling and amateur animation experience to sculpt a pretty little rose, quite realistic but also kind of stylised, out of Plasticine (the hard-setting kind). Then I used rudimentary maths to make a 3x3x3cm cube, which I decorated with cute cartoony hearts and plenty of question marks. I wrote a short message on top, put the 'rose' inside, and tied the box closed with some white string.

I wanted it to give it to my young lady anonymously, but I was worried I'd drop/break/squash the little token of affection I'd slaved over, so I had to give it to her personally.

She didn't seem very impressed. Still, at least it'll keep her geussing until I work up the courage to ask her out.

I have FEELINGS. MANLY, MANLY FEELINGS.

If you're all good I'll make a blog about it, with pictures.

Posted 02-14-2011 at 12:18 PM by MeechMunchie

	i am robot what is love beep boop
	Posted 02-14-2011 at 01:08 PM by metroixer

	I liked this.
	Posted 02-14-2011 at 05:07 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	I celebrated Valentine's Day by falling asleep in a lecture. I think I also had a wank (not in a lecture), but they're two-a-penny, so I can't recall exactly.
	Posted 02-15-2011 at 02:29 AM by Wil

	I drank a mickey of Vodka with some friends, hung around another friend's house just to jump out at him, basically got trashed, ate some ice cream then woke up and threw up all over my bathroom, which I am now cleaning because I feel instantly better.
	Posted 02-15-2011 at 04:42 AM by Mac Sirloin

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