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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.

AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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*twitch*

Posted 11-18-2007 at 02:22 PM by scrab queen
48 hours of no sleep. I feel like i've been drugged, y'know, with that new stuff that was fermented from raw sewage. My eyes keep twitching and it looks awesome.

Everything on planet earth (to me) is like a metroid hooker. Especially people. With thier amazing ability to get you sick within two hours of contact.

Aaaaand would you look at that. Now there's a huge, almost solid glob of snot sitting on the enter key. And it's waving at me. Great. *wipes off*

School. I hate school in the bible belt. all the people here my age are too happy, and the adults are too negative. And it's scaring the shit out of me. Especially Ms.Killgore. And the fact that we're studying the holocaust in her class.

And everyone is refusing to listen to me. The only way they would listen (or at least give me a break) is if I did something drastic. Even if I did throw myself into a busy highway, they would just pass it off as me wanting attention, and then continue to ignore me.

I hate the human race. I hope the apocolypse gets here faster. >.<
Socializing will also kill you. I'm going to lock myself in the storm shelter with the tarantulas and hope they don't find me.
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Salamander's Avatar
Socializing = Awesome.
Lack of sleep = Sucks, get some sleep.
People who hate humanity = Fools, the lot of 'em.

EDIT: No, beings who hate humanity are the gods. PEOPLE who hate humanity need money. And friends. Or at least a dog.
Posted 11-18-2007 at 03:45 PM by Salamander
Updated 11-18-2007 at 04:01 PM by scrab queen

Rupture Farms's Avatar
Cool blog post. I write things like this all the time.
Posted 11-18-2007 at 03:51 PM by Rupture Farms

scrab queen's Avatar
HOLY CRAP! I finally figured out where Kastere's avatar is from!
Posted 11-18-2007 at 04:01 PM by scrab queen

Salamander's Avatar
This means that Scrab Queen needs money, and friends. Or at least a dog.
Posted 11-18-2007 at 05:42 PM by Salamander

Wil's Avatar
I spent 19 hours asleep yesterday. Want to swap sleep cycles?
Posted 11-18-2007 at 06:52 PM by Wil

 

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