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Ode to Somebody I'll Never Know

Posted 12-17-2012 at 07:46 PM by Nemo
Updated 12-18-2012 at 12:02 PM by Nemo
You were in front of me in the queue,
Wearing shorts in the rain.
It was difficult not to stare at you.
(though tbh you looked pretty plain)

I'm glad you didn't go to the same film as me.
Cause you would've been a distraction.
You and your god damn muddy shoes and soccer shirt.

I wouldn't have been able to watch the movie.
It wouldn't have been nearly as much fun.
Just because of you and your socks smeared with dirt.
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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Do you even post here anymore, or do you just plop in and leave blogs every now and then?
Posted 12-17-2012 at 07:56 PM by Mr. Bungle

Depends on if a mood strikes me.
Posted 12-17-2012 at 08:10 PM by Nemo

Daxter King's Avatar
An Ode To a Blog I Wish I Never Read

A poster by the name of nemo
He posted a blog, it was a stink-o
Riddled with teenage infatuation
And lacking in any real love affirmation

He drops it off and doesn't care
About anyone here or there
Just wants a platform and a voice
And by golly, that does not make me moist

Well, poster by the name of nemo
We dont want your blogs or your stink-os
So go back to your muddy gals and cinemeplexes
Find elsewhere to write about your lack of sexes
Posted 12-17-2012 at 10:14 PM by Daxter King

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Now that's poetry!

Fun Fact: 'Nemo' means 'nobody' in latin. An appropriate name, I suppose.
Posted 12-17-2012 at 10:19 PM by Sekto Springs

T-nex's Avatar
Roses are red, violets are blue
This blog is sad.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 04:05 AM by T-nex

Varrok's Avatar
It would work even better if you swap "Roses are red" and "violets are blue"
Posted 12-18-2012 at 04:43 AM by Varrok

Crashpunk's Avatar
Someone should make poems devoted to all the members.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 07:21 AM by Crashpunk

OANST's Avatar
I actually liked it. You're all such dicks.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 08:05 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
And for my next trick, I will pull OANST's nose out of Nemo's batty.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 08:37 AM by STM

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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Someone should make poems devoted to all the members.
Meechmunchie will probably do it now that you've mentioned it.

I find it ambiguous whether the poem is about someone who you thought was an amusingly dirty pleb or someone who you found attractive.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 08:38 AM by OddjobAbe

T-nex's Avatar
Says the biggest dick of them all....




Thats not even really an insult, is it? ... sigh.. I'll just go. I just think making fun of poems is fun. I'm like the grinch of poems.. .Cos I dont like poetry. Nope. Poetry annoys me.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 08:39 AM by T-nex

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Yeah, poetry's never appealed to me much either.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 08:52 AM by Mr. Bungle

STM's Avatar
There's a difference between good poetry, a la, Wilfred Owen and Siegfried Sassoon...and this.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 08:56 AM by STM

Oddey's Avatar
While there are certain phrases in poetry that I do enjoy, I generally tend to take poems rather lightly. For me, this makes this one enjoyable for me.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 09:08 AM by Oddey

OANST's Avatar
STM is becoming a biiiiiiit uppity about his poetry.

Again. I thought it was fun. And not bad.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 11:21 AM by OANST

Nepsotic's Avatar
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There's a difference between good poetry, a la, Wilfred Owen and Siegfried Sassoon...and this.
What's that thing about the bum tubes?
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Someone should make poems devoted to all the members.
I second this motion.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 11:31 AM by Nepsotic

STM's Avatar
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What's that thing about the bum tubes?
HAHAH! oh god. Can't stop laughing.

Moving on...

:
STM is becoming a biiiiiiit uppity about his poetry.
POETRYISAMAZINGSHITYOURWHOREMOUTH.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 11:33 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
I wrote a poem about Tom Bombadill. Want to read it?
Posted 12-18-2012 at 11:41 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
No.
















okay fine....
Posted 12-18-2012 at 11:49 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
No.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 11:51 AM by OANST

Nepsotic's Avatar
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HAHAH! oh god. Can't stop laughing.
Can you elaborate?
Posted 12-18-2012 at 11:54 AM by Nepsotic

OANST's Avatar
No.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 12:22 PM by OANST

STM's Avatar
There once was a sugar daddy called Tom Bombadil,
His mother fucking magic was sure-to-kill,
He kept nature alive,
Dark forces deprived,
Now unchallenged can Frodo...erm...climb a hill.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 01:30 PM by STM

Tired Glutton's Avatar
now you're just somebody that i'll never know
Posted 12-18-2012 at 03:06 PM by Tired Glutton

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
It is said of the bishop of Birmingham...
Posted 12-18-2012 at 04:43 PM by Bullet Magnet

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
This one time I took the bus
At my feet I laid a log of fuss
My pants were so tight
The diarrhea, not light
Because the poop was full of pus
Now I'm called goopy gus
So please don't shit on the bus

Poetry is for lazy daisies. You gotta be a git-r-done chrysanthemum.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 05:08 PM by Mac Sirloin

MeechMunchie's Avatar
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Meechmunchie will probably do it now that you've mentioned it.
There once was a member called Oddjob;
He was a cunt.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
This blog is sad,
And the author is too.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 05:10 PM by MeechMunchie

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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There once was a member called Oddjob;
He was a cunt.
I almost thought this was going to take the form of a haiku.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 05:12 PM by OddjobAbe

Phylum's Avatar
The limey old cunt
In hateful rage he scolds me
for writing so poor
Posted 12-18-2012 at 08:45 PM by Phylum

Sekto Springs's Avatar
"Poem."

^Technically still poetry.
Posted 12-18-2012 at 10:59 PM by Sekto Springs

 
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