I now have a cat.

What's your cat's name?

Cattrapman.

I'm glad somebody made a new blog.

What kind of cat is it? Did you adopt it or buy it from a pet store?

I thought would be a good idea Mac.

Tis named Lord Oberon Destroyer of the Twelfth Realm!

No, it's a little 2 year old tabby cat, brown/ black hair with white tufts, we got it from a care home they apparently already named it Willow, tis a sweet little blighter but it's really scared at the moment because it's used to being in a tiny little cage thing.

Breed it for meat!

It or it's spawn. I assume you mean the latter. Such a disappointing mistake.

Well be sure to give it love and care and all that dumb shit.

Also put some double sided tape on the bottom of his feet, set him on tile/hardwood floors/whatevz and watch him dance.

Oh you, what would PETA say?

PETA can't do shit. Go for it!

Stick a piece of buttered toast butter-side-up to its back, throw it out of a window and create a paradox that destroys the planet! (Cat always lands on feet, toast always lands butter-side down.)


I immediately thought of 'eat it' too, but Owl-Boy got there first.

Paradoxes don't destroy planets, just that piece of it. Though for anyone nearby, the difference is moot.

Thanks for the suggestions gang...I had to bury it today =(

Is what I would have said if I had listened to you.

It's dead already?

¬_¬ <3

I forsee one possibility:

Dynamithix, that may well be the best thing ever!